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Wednesday, April 6

"I'm so ghetto, bro!"

If I were actually awake enough to describe my awesome day, I would. But I'm not, so I won't. Basically I had Humanities...

Kris: [arguing for the affirmative side of the debate] ... and that's why the Industrial Revolution was a good thing.
Skipper: [he's on the negative side] But wouldn't the population increase too much?
Me: [I'm on the affirmative side, but I don't agree with it. Hey, I didn't sign up to be your friend! It wasn't on the contract!] Exactly! What if the number of workers was more than the number of available jobs?
Anna: What if you were on our team, Mallonee??

Anna's retarded. I love her. Then, a doctor's appointment at the back doctor over by Fillmore (so that means a Java Chip starbucks coffee for me, yay!), then Spanish field trip...

Alex: Francisco, take a picture!
Francisco: It's processing!
Alex: Francisco, you missed it! It was perfect!
Francisco: It's processing!!!
Milli: Francisco, take a picture of that tree!
Francisco: It's processing!!!
Milli: You missed it!
Francisco: IT'S PROCESSING!!!!

That was fucking hilarious. Those stupid school cameras are fucked up, man. They're hella slow. Which, while not eggsactly the best for the photographers, is hilarious for everyone else. Then Drawing and the soccer game.

Roxi: So where in Colombia is your grandma from?
Me: Cali.
Roxi: Oh my God, that's the black part!

Which just proves that while we tied our soccer game and I kicked ass by knocking over three people, everyone's racist - even when they don't mean it.

[listening to: "The Hand that Feeds" Nine Inch Nails]


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