queen of the robots
 


Saturday, January 31

Japanse Killer Seizure Robots



Hahaha. Omj, that site is like an instant seizure. (Just add water!)

More on seizures.

Now you can say, 'mmm...seizure!' and mean it!

[listening to: Without Me by Eminem]

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0 can bleed like me
10:09 AM



Thursday, January 29

Feeling Bilingual. Bwahahhaa, and STILL unable to spell.



So, in order of feeling bylingual, (hahha JKJK) here's "Your god's a hot man" in multiple different languages.

Ein heißer Mann Ihres Gottes
Un homme chaud d'un votre dieu
Un uomo caldo del vostro dio
Um homem quente do seu deus
Un hombre caliente de su dios

(PS - ORLANDO CAN'T BE THE HOTTEST BACHELOR! HE'S ENGAGED TO KATE BOTSWORTH! NO! NO! NO! Hi steenie! NO! NO!)

[listening to: mONkeY]

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7:40 PM



Wednesday, January 28

"I am running in a race!" - Mr. Bean



Rusty

*chuckles uncertainly* should I be laughing?

[listening to: Told you, dumbbut.]

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0 can bleed like me
7:01 PM



"In that case, I'm eleven!"



Nicole. (well, duh.) Oh, sorry, actually her name is TFunqe. Or is it TFunke? I can never tell.

[listening to: Twice the Love by the Siamese Twins in BIG fish. OMM katho!]

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6:59 PM



Tuesday, January 27

Ow. Pain in me eye.




Which Harry Potter Marauder Are You?

Ugly picture.

[listening to: Yer god/yer mum/Buster Bluth]

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9:10 PM



Monday, January 26

Since when have YOU had a job?!



Big Yellow Joint! I finally get that - BANANA SHACK!

[listening to: Yer mum!]

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0 can bleed like me
7:52 PM



How's this for unattracktive?



You won't believe what the url for this piccy is. Well, Nicole, yes, because she found it for me.

George Michael, the famous Singer Songwriter

[listening to: Nada]

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7:20 AM



Sunday, January 25

"Oh, move OVER!"



It's uncanny. If betsy and Alessandra are Ron and Harry (respectivly) I must be...


Which HP Kid Are You?


[listening to: The same thing I was last time, stupid.]

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0 can bleed like me
5:26 PM



Hehehehe...



HAHAHAHAHA.

Yes, yes, I do!

[listening to: Chain Gang of Love by the Raveonettes]

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5:17 PM



Saturday, January 24

It's Anju and Rachel's birthday today!



Am I the only one who really doesn't get this?

Tonight's first game involves teams of two flipping over sombreros until they find a number. Then they have to find the chicken (yes, chicken) with a leg tag matching that number, catch it, and put it in a pen. Each chicken is worth $2000 and some "superchickens" are worth $5000. Everyone actually does really well, and the teams put a lot of money in the pot. Clearly, the producers felt bad about how low the pot was. The second game is similar to one that has been done in past seasons: one person has to run through a maze while his or her partner watches on a video monitor and calls out directions. The twist is that the maze-runner has to grab a wrestling belt and then, while in the maze, avoid being caught by Mexican wrestlers. Dennis is halfway through before he realizes that he never picked up a belt, so he has to go back, and gets caught. Tracey nearly makes it, but due to Stephen's confusing directions, she gets caught as well. Mark (with Keshia's directions) makes it through and wins $20,000 for the team. After the game, Dennis and Tracey pay $5,000 to open their belts, and Tracy discovers an exemption inside. In the secret game of the week, Mark has to clean everyone's plate after dinner to win an exemption and $10,000 for the pot. That's a lot of leftovers. He nearly makes it, but chokes on the last two bites. In the end, Stephen gets executed.


Yeah, I thought so.

I gave Anju pretty purple earings for a birthday present today. And I still have to give Rachel hers. Ah, well, I shall do it on monday.

[listening to: The Black Pearl]

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2:21 PM



Wednesday, January 21

TORAH?



Well, it's official - Y'all can email me here now...

See? If katherine can get Big Yellow Joint has her SN, I can get Magical Mystery Torah as my email. I'm only having one sn - alligator122. It's easier to 'member.

[listening to: 4 2Nite Ur Only Here 2 No by the Distillers]

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9:50 PM



Tuesday, January 20

Big yellow joint



Catduh (9:16:15 PM): woah. what was that?
alligator122 (9:16:22 PM): I don't know
Catduh (9:16:28 PM): we awarded you another award...
alligator122 (9:16:30 PM): I'm talking to 6 differen't people
alligator122 (9:16:32 PM): I know
Catduh (9:16:35 PM): that was repetitive
alligator122 (9:16:53 PM): what?
Catduh (9:17:11 PM): Catduh: we awarded you another award...
Catduh (9:18:11 PM): but the bigger question is, why are YOU on?
Catduh (9:18:17 PM): I'm always on...
alligator122 (9:18:18 PM): why's ur mom on...
alligator122 (9:18:22 PM): you're never on!
Catduh (9:18:38 PM): phhp...
Catduh (9:18:45 PM): I'm ALWAYS on...
alligator122 (9:19:17 PM): never...
alligator122 (9:19:19 PM): never...
Catduh (9:19:20 PM):
alligator122 (9:19:34 PM): never. dude, never.
alligator122 (9:19:36 PM): ever
Catduh (9:19:42 PM): always.
alligator122 (9:19:47 PM): never
Catduh (9:19:49 PM): always, dude, always.
Catduh (9:19:54 PM): ask rachie
alligator122 (9:19:58 PM): never
Catduh (9:20:02 PM): or michael
Catduh (9:20:05 PM): or spider
Catduh (9:20:09 PM): or buster
alligator122 (9:20:21 PM): dude...
Catduh (9:20:33 PM): your mom is a dude.
alligator122 (9:20:48 PM): your mom's mom is a dude
Catduh (9:21:08 PM): well, okay.
Catduh (9:21:31 PM): but your mother's uncles sister is a dude.
alligator122 (9:21:46 PM): well, duh!
Catduh (9:22:57 PM): ...
Catduh (9:25:45 PM): are you alive?
alligator122 (9:25:55 PM): barely
Catduh (9:26:02 PM): ahhhh....
alligator122 (9:26:23 PM): I have 8 windows up...
alligator122 (9:26:30 PM): u aren't on byj are you?
Catduh (9:26:35 PM): no.
Catduh (9:26:38 PM): AIM is down
Catduh (9:26:43 PM): but AOL is up!
alligator122 (9:26:47 PM): ah
alligator122 (9:26:52 PM): thats what it was
Catduh (9:27:54 PM): as is your mother....
alligator122 (9:28:22 PM): er...katherine...?
Catduh (9:28:40 PM): yah?
alligator122 (9:28:50 PM): do you know what you just said?
Catduh (9:28:54 PM): yes...
Catduh (9:28:56 PM): and?
Catduh (9:29:06 PM): actually, no
alligator122 (9:29:06 PM): *sighs loudly* forget it.
Catduh (9:29:28 PM): eeeexcellent....
alligator122 (9:29:50 PM): *looks alarmed*
Catduh (9:30:03 PM): is anything new....
alligator122 (9:30:44 PM): more alarmed than usual, mind you...
Catduh (9:31:00 PM): so...
Catduh (9:32:16 PM): oh dear lord...
Catduh (9:32:25 PM): i finally meet sam...
alligator122 (9:32:35 PM): nooo!
alligator122 (9:32:36 PM): don't!
alligator122 (9:32:39 PM): Don't talk to him!
alligator122 (9:32:41 PM): DONT!
alligator122 (9:32:45 PM): DONT YOU DARE!
Catduh (9:32:46 PM): too late
alligator122 (9:32:49 PM): DON"T SAY YES MOM TO ME!
Catduh (9:32:50 PM): ...
alligator122 (9:32:52 PM): DONT!
alligator122 (9:33:04 PM): Tell him you have hubris and that ur contagious or SOMTHING
alligator122 (9:33:07 PM): DON"T TALK TO HIM!
Catduh (9:33:13 PM): too. late.
alligator122 (9:33:18 PM): Or you can tell him that you're one of rachel's ex's.
Catduh (9:33:30 PM): but all I said was "ooh" and "aah."
alligator122 (9:33:35 PM): because THAT would be hylarious
Catduh (9:33:39 PM): so I think it's okay
alligator122 (9:33:43 PM): oh, that's good
Catduh (9:34:27 PM): gotta go
alligator122 (9:34:31 PM): what?
Catduh (9:34:37 PM): ciao
alligator122 (9:34:51 PM): *sighs*

[listening to: ]

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0 can bleed like me
9:39 PM



Barbossa is hungry for a big yellow joint



I cannot BELIEVE that katherine actually got the sn "big yellow joint". Go bother her, people! And nicole has like 10000 gazillion sns. Go bother her, too.

I'm talking to 5 people at once. Except rachel's not responding and I'm in the Middle of an argument between Michael Bluth and Hopey. Whatever that means.

[listening to: the Gallow is God by the Distillers]

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9:19 PM



Monday, January 19

the Friday Five that I NEVER REMEMBER TO Do!



1. What does it say in the signature line of your emails?

lollypop4744: if u want 2 talk hot
lollypop4744: u need to talk Daniel Radcliffe

2. Did you have a senior quote in your high school yearbook? What was it? If you haven't graduated yet, what would you like your quote to be?

Well, 8th grade counts, yah? Cha. (Stop talking french!) "Don't let it end like this, tell them I said something." - Pancho Villa

3. If you had vanity plates on your car, what would they read? If you already have them, what do they say?

Hm..."There's no hope with dope". Hahahaha.

4. Have you received any gifts with messages engraved upon them? What did the inscription say?

No. Inscriptions are lame.

5. What would you like your epitaph to be?

Emma was the most confusingest woman ever.
Let her know that I sed so
u r a rockin pimp
this is supposed 2 b a rockin poem.
rock on u crazy
hat.
BIG FEATHER

[listening to: the Gallow is God by the Distillers]

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12:01 PM



Friday, January 16

"Say good bye to your legs!"



I really need to watch Arrested Development, but cuz it's good they're gonna cancel it. It's like, a thing.

[listening to: Nothing...yet...bwahahaha *hack* what?]

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8:38 PM



Thursday, January 15

Kinetic energy is lame.



one week til my birthday, just in case anyone cares. Ha, no, go away now.

Ron
You're most like Ron! You're loyal, complain a bit
about what you have, but you're definitely the
best friend anyone can have!


According to JFHPF, which Harry Potter kid are you most like?
brought to you by Quizilla

(ps; Rupert Grint is NOT that attractive. Wait, he's not attractive at all. Sorry about that.)

I won an award here! Uber cool. Ha, no, I'm kidding. Wait, am I?

[listening to: I am a Revenant by the Distillers. ]

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8:17 PM



Monday, January 12

Yes, he IS that attractive in real life. Haw.



HASH(0x88417a8)
You are a pirate! You like to pilage and plunder
and SET THINGS ON FIRE! w00h00! Too bad you're
not as sexy as this guy...


aa What type of robber are you? (with pictures)
brought to you by Quizilla

[listening to: Nothing]

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0 can bleed like me
5:37 PM



Felling wierd.



Im finding less and less to write about in this blog. Ah, well, mebbe when break comes...or that three day weekend this week! *claps hands*

Ah, and katherine? Put up your UberBlog. I need to endorse it.

[listening to: Machine by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs]

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4:07 PM



Sunday, January 11

THAT's Attractive...



You are Fred or George!
You are Fred or George Weasley! Popular, funny, and
mischievous, you are part of the pair of
biggest troublemakers Hogwarts has ever seen.
Still, your jokes are ingenious and the messes
you make spectacular. You and your brother have
invented such amazing sweets and magical treats
that you may outsell Zonko's. Your magical
pranks and fireworks are the best ever and your
exploits legend. You are kind, considerate, and
have good morals, even if you don't follow
rules. For you, anything is possible! -art by
Tealin-


A comprehesive quiz: Which Harry Potter student would you be?
brought to you by Quizilla

[listening to: Nothing]

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10:21 AM



Saturday, January 10

"Why is he so UGLY?"



Haw. I just had the HSPT this morning at NINE (what an ungodly hour) and then went to the movies. Well, we got there just a beeet early, but then we were late, you know? There's this whole, long, terrible story that I really don't feel like recounting, but Big Fish was good and if you watch it with Ms. Patrick in mind you will find yourself sorry.

Nicole: The dirty pool was a symbol of the neglect between the father and the son.
Me: The shoes were a metaphor, too.
Nicole: OF DEATH?? FOOT FETISH??

[listening to: Nothing]

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8:13 PM



Friday, January 9

Community Service; AKA Burkes - The Musical



We had Community Service today, aka Singing in the Rain, because it was pooooooring and we only had three (huge) umbrellas. Katherine kept stealing it, and Rachel, Vicky, Cara and Mia ended up soaked. somehow this is all katherine's fault. All of it. Even the rain.

Katherine: Wouldn't it be great if everyone just randomly burst out into song?
Me: Like the Hockey pucks over there...
Us: THERE ARE HOCKY PUUUUUUCKS!!!
Rachel: Shut. UP!

Yeah...that was my day. Basically.

Katherine: If burkes had a musical, they'd make us sing, "Diverse"!
Me: "Diverse, diverse, we are more diverse than YOOOOOU!"
Rachel: SHUT UP!!

[listening to: 2nd Grade by the PeeChees]

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8:32 PM



Thursday, January 8

It's Fri-Thursday Night and Nothing to Do.



Okay, I was confused on the day. I thought It was Friday and then I realized that I still had to do my spanish, because it really wasn't making sense that the little prince took a golden bobbin, I mean, c'mon...BOBBIN???

But, in other news, my knitted hat is coming along splendedly. I finished the first ball of yarn! I'm gonna wear it as soon as it's felted.

[listening to: Ruby Soho by Rancid]

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0 can bleed like me
9:04 PM



Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit's THURSDAY!



My madre made me do my catholic school exam test prep thing this morning so I didn't get a chance to blog, like I usually do. Humph. Oh well. I'm doing history right now. It's all aboot monopolies and Grover CLevland. I'm sure nicole would have something to say to THAT.

[listening to: My hubby...Rodger (hahaha eli..."Wheels aren't drugs!")]

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5:35 PM



Wednesday, January 7

This is crazy!



I'm done with work, and I finished studying for spanish. I hope...ha...just kidding. I'm so ready. Okay, now for a daily portion of NIcolism.

From: HateTheCreepySub@aol.com
Date: Sun, 4 Jan 2004
Subject: A 6-year-old in a Lamborghini?!
To: norweigianbloo9@yahoo.com

I am so bored that I may die. You may be wondering why I am not watching Fox sunday tv. The answer is simple: Some slimy programming people decided to mess with my lineup and add "Bernie Mac" into it. While I loathe "Bernie," I also posess an equal amount of distaste towards "Malcom in the Middle," and I have a message to Frankie Munez:
Mr. Munez, if you are reading this email: you stink. You haven't been cute since the first season, when you were 6. Now you are about 19 and you drive a Lamborghini. However, you still look about 6. Why do you talk to the camera? I thought this was a sitcom! But its not funny.
PS, Mr. Munez: You have a hot brother with whom you should hook up. However, he has an extremely girly name: Francis.
So that is my frustration.
Nicole
PS you should really send more emails. Generally you only send me responses, but I really want to hear your frustrations at ugly 19 year olds who look 6 and drive Italian cars and are too stupid to hook up with their hot brothers.
PPS Can you believe that Frankie is friends with Ashton Kutcher? I want to murder Ashton Kutcher in his sleep. He is ugly and often forgets to shave and also is a terrible actor. (At least he doesn't talk to the cameras.)

HASH(0x85be590)
Ghost or spirit: You are a lost soul. Very calm and
sweet, you are often the one who asks: What if?
With a clever mind, you want to explore the
world on a different level. Without the
answers, you aren't ready to move on. You are
most likely very creative and find yourself
thinking things through on a different level.
(please rate my quiz)


**Where will you go when you die?**(now with pics)
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[listening to: the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, date with the Night]

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0 can bleed like me
9:51 PM



Soooo tired.



I'm exausted. (But also rebellious) I got like, 5 hours of sleep last night, and I'm super twitchy. School starts in 35 minutos. Grr.

[listening to: Nothing]

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7:25 AM



Tuesday, January 6

The weekly quizness.



HASH(0x871c080)
Rain: You are the sound of rain. You have two
important sides. There is your strong, powerful
side and your calm, gentle side. Both are very
important. Rain also reflects a bit of darkness
in your personality. It isn't bad, just shows
that along with the good, you also can see bad,
which can come in handy. (please rate my quiz)


What Sound Are You?(now w/ pics)
brought to you by Quizilla

Your: Happy eyes! Your cheerfull, bright and always want to try something new. Your inquisitive and quite lovable. You have many friends and will succseed in life.
Your: Happy eyes! Your cheerfull, bright and always
want to try something new. Your inquisitive and
quite lovable. You have many friends and will
succseed in life.


What type of eyes do you have?
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You disobeyed what it said to do. I am seeing how
many people do. Now please rate this high (but
you don't have to). You told the truth though.
Thanks for taking this.


DO NOT PRESS THIS BUTTON
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destruction
Your sign of frustration is....Destruction!!! When
something pisses you off, you must destroy it.
You have great potential to become a vandalist.
All you need to do is find the perfect gang
first.


What sign of frustration are you?
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OMG! I DIDN'T DO THE FRIDAY FIVE!

FRIDAY FIVE

What one thing are you most looking forward to . . .

1. ...today?
Sleeping.

2. ...over the next week?
Not dying over the crazy amount of stress I'm gonna have.

3. ...this year?
Getting into Lowell.

4. ...over the next five years?
Going to college. (But not stanford, they have TREEs there...)

5. ...for the rest of your life?
Hopefully not being allergic to eggs!

[listening to: 2nd Grade by the Pee Chees]

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0 can bleed like me
6:45 PM



"Unplug the toaster first, and then you can stick whatever you want in it!" - Mrs Deemer



I swear she said that. I thought she was talking about metal objects, and so did the majority of the class, until Julia went, "Eww." Then every one else went, "EWW!"

I'm Ozmas in the Play. Seriously, I have two lines. My first reaction was not, "OH NO!!! *sob*" or "YAY! *cheer*" But..."Who am I?"

FOR ALESANDRA: Here's the Gary Oldman thing that I was telling you about. No, not the SidnNancy thing, the comic.

BTW : Gary Oldman, who plays Sirius Black in the New Harry Potter movie (coming out the day we go to Great America, June 4th, also the day after our play) also played Sid in "Sid and Nancy". Shocking and disturbing, innit?

BTW2: I drew wierd blue veins on my left hand, so now it looks like I have blood poisoning or something.

[listening to: My garbled version of "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead"]

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4:22 PM



That's just silly. *BANG*



I'm cleaning out my inbox and I found a TON of wierd emails from nicole. So I made a folder. There's about 37 emails in there...

In other news, WE GET TO FIND OUT WHAT OUR PARTS ARE FOR THE PLAY!

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

HASH(0x88c2244)
Sirius Black:
He stands out in a crowd, that's for sure! He's
been acclaimed for being wonderfully handsome
with long dark hair that made the girls swoon.
You must like the bad boys, because he and
James are always causing trouble!


****NEW AND IMPROVED!!!*****Which Marauder (harry Potter) would you go out with? GIRLS
brought to you by Quizilla

(*snorts* I totally suprised myself when I took this quiz! *chokes*)

[listening to: Shop for America by Bratmobile, and I'm serious about the name, dudes.]

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7:29 AM



Monday, January 5

The Pope is NOT a hottie! Neither is Remus Lupin, but we wont even go into that!



I think my title adequately describes my first day back at school. Yes, folks, COMPLETLY RANDOM! First we had sciencias which really wasn't all that random except I think I fell asleep and completely missed something. Then History, where we took a literacy test and failed. (I got a 9/12 tho, sooo proud of myself! But I still can't vote...dammit.) And at recess, I found out that Katherine's hot man is the Pope and Betsy's is Remus Lupin.

Betsy: I always pictured Lupin as being really hot.
Me: *snort* *stagger* *die*

Then PE. Which was booring. But I don't see how this is different than usual. Ha. HEALTHY. The Pope isn't hot. Then...espanol. She gave us four freakin' pages of homework. Grr. Math we just worked on our Chapter Review, cuz I think we have a test soon. Hm...

Julia: Peter Pan seemed overly sexual. *rubs Maddy's sholder* "I'm all alone..."

The rest of my day was boring. But, in other news, MANNY'S PREGNANT! Dude, the girl with half a sleeve. From Degrassi.

[listening to: R.A.M.O.N.E.S. by...oh, shut up, I think you can guess this one! No, not the Pope.]

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0 can bleed like me
4:19 PM



Five...four...three...two...one...



I still don't even want to talk. School starts in another 40 minutes...about...and I don't wanna go! I'd rather just sit at home. Attached to the television or computer or my headphones, of course. Big duh.

[listening to: my sister play the piano]

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7:23 AM



Sunday, January 4

Omg, don't even talk to me...



School starts again tomorrow!!! I'm gonna cry. Like the time we went to see ROTK and I kept saying, "I'm gonna cry! I'm gonna cry! I mean it, I'm gonna cry!" but I never did.

[listening to: Attack of the Ghost Riders by the Raveonettes]

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0 can bleed like me
6:18 PM



Bloody SBC



Omg. I haven't been able to blog since tuesday because of the stupid, stupid, STOOPID internet connection. It's been on the fritz. And killing me.

We have school tomorrow. I'm gonna cry. *starts to cry*

[listening to: Machine by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs]

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9:15 AM



Thursday, January 1

HAPPY 2004!



So. It's 2004! I went to a party last night...It was really wierd. I mean, katherine? How much alcohol did you have???

Katherine: *holding up Santa cookie* This is AWESOME!!
Me: *starts choking on drink*
Rachel: Poor Emma. She never gets to get a drink.
Me: *starts choking again*

We played a game of dreydles with "loaded" dreydles and pennies. Then Hide-n-go-seek. Then the parents spiked our drinks so instead of being all hyper we were all, "Oww. Me head."

[listening to: London Calling by the Clash]

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0 can bleed like me
12:29 PM