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Monday, February 28

Focus

You know what drives me insane? Having a totally awesome day at school, ("Maylin - Cara - Emma...", Francisco can draw a better playboy bunny than Maria (apparently), we got our soccer uniforms...) then coming home and finding out that life just sucks.

Would you like some examples of this suckage? (And I don't even care about the sexual connotation there, so, hehe, suck it up!)
  • Katherine might be moving to LA
  • I might be moving to Seattle

So that was my happy day. Or like, not.

[listening to: "U" Ashanti]



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5:21 PM



"When it did be there?" - Meg the Grammar Freak

The whole fucking school smells like bacon; do you have any idea how much this is pissing me off??? No. I hate bacon. The only time I've ever had bacon that I've liked was at that restaurant by Laural Village that was torn down when I was 6. It was like a breakfast restaurant, if ya know what I mean...it had great bacon. I went there with my dad while my mom was in the hospital, and it was the first time I had it. I thought it was pretty wierd, because it was like, paper thin and crunchy.

I just wrote a paragraph about the first time I had bacon. My God, I'm on more things than Maria!!

[listening to: Maria and Cailin talking about drugs and food]


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10:15 AM



Saturday, February 26

Sorry!

This is for all you non-vegetarians who still feel bad for them...





[listening to: "What'd I say?" Ray Charles]


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11:33 AM



Friday, February 25

"I wish I was Indian." "Bonjour!"

Oh my God, Kelly broke up with Andrew! But not technically...Max did it for her. ONLINE. Which is retarded, because ANYONE but Max would've been better, and Kelly should've done it herself. It was totally Drama-Licious, and Max has to wait a month to go ask Kelly out.

So aside from that Drama-Licious-Ness, the funniest part of the day was when Maylin, Cara, and I had to reteach Maria the english language...
Maylin: Um, it's "I am correct." Not "I is correct."
Maria: Well, what's "She am correct?"
Maylin: "She is correct." God, next it's gonna be, "I is stupid!"
Maria: No, it's "I AM stupid!"

And soccer was uber fun too. Apparently I'm like the best sweeper EVER...so I got the gross jersey. Horay. Anna and I were being stupid like the whole time...

Anna: Oh my God, my eyeshadow is broken!
Coach Glass: Oh, drama. (*cue hand motion*)

Me: I think...I lost...my balance!
Anna: I think...I lost...my mind! Where is it???

(PS- "They take red and yellow, and create more colors than you can imagine!" "...like orange?" OH MY JEEBUS MEG YOU ARE TOO HILARIOUS!)

[listening to: "Lovers and Friends" Usher]


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7:01 PM



Thursday, February 24

Urkel in a Kilt

Today was hilarious. Had no Math teacher, and therefore, no math. I had flex instead, and I was googling pictures of Ewan McGregor for a collage for Nicole, and I got this picture of him in a kilt. Cara literally couldn't handle it, and Teacher H was like, "Um, girls, we're in quiet study hall." Which was funny. Then writing, and we talked about Luke Skywalker (who I just realized ISN'T in the picture! Betsy, can you take Anikin out and put Luke thurr? Thanks, muuuch love to my awesome blogskin maker!) and Harry Potter, which made me miss Vicky, Mia, and Anjali a whooole bunch. Then Lunch, and it was really DRAMALICIOUS, you have noooo idea! Then our ORIGINAl flex; I just chilled with Anna and Maria in the locker room, then went downstairs with Kelly and played solitare and whatever. Then watched this religious movie, I guess, it was pretty interesting, or at least more interesting than I thought it would be.

PS - How the hell do people expect me to listen to "Let's get Blown" without laughing hysterically? Yeah, I'm immature. (69...hahaha) Get over it.
PPS - Nicole, I'm making these great pictures of you and Ewan McGregor and Urkel. Just picture that picture I made of you and Orlando Bloom last year.

[EDIT] Here are two of the pictures I made. They are hilarious, no?
Urkel McGregor
Nicole and Ewan
[/EDIT]

[listening to: "Gasolina" Daddy Yankee]


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5:11 PM



Wednesday, February 23

HOT!

I know I was getting a lot of complaints from people a) with bad eyes, b) with nothing better to do, and c) people I've never met...so I know for sure that Cara and Betsy will like it because a) Betsy made it! (cue applause) and b) Cara is my Star Wars freak buddy type thing.

(PS- I know Cecily won't like it, because of Darth Vader. Bwahahaha!)

[listening to: More German death metal]


5 can bleed like me
9:46 PM



B-L-U-E! Whaddya get? ... Well, I was trying to spell "blue".

Today was suprisingly good, for our first day back. Good news? Soccer game on Friday got cancelled, so we have more time to practice for our Convent game. Bad news? I have a TON of writing homework. And I'm at school. I mean, not right now. The rest of this week. Oh YEAH! I was thinking of going to Convent on the 4th because I have the day off. Why? Beats me. Instead of giving us a week of like NORMAL schools, they give us random days scattered around the callendar.

The four hilarious parts of my day-

1) "I was throwing, and my hair got caught in my glove, and I pulled out like this much hair!" - Cara

2) "It was like peas, you know, the green ones!"
"As opposed to the yellow ones?"
"They have those?!" - Cara and Kelly (this was actually a while ago, but we were talking about it in the morning and I had to mention it)

3) "I AM a good friend, and I can't help it if Anna's a bit RETARDED!" - an email I wrote to Francisco that wasn't that funny, but we laughed for like, 10 hours over.

4) "Hey Emma, whats up?"
"You're like the fourth person that's asked me that in 10 seconds."
"So I mean nothing to you?!"
"No, you're the most important! Nothing!"
"What?!"
"No, no, nothing's up!" - Me and Maylin

Can you imagine my life if Nicole went here? it would be like, "the fifty hilarious parts of my day", instead of four.

[listening to: German death metal ]


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7:05 PM



Tuesday, February 22

"Secret day - shh! It's a secret!"

Spent an hour or so at Lick today. I was going to tell Nicole to get on the 29 and come with me, but I didn't remember that she had this week off until I was at her stop, and then I realized that it would probably be too late by then. I cried!! So basically I missed my stop and had to walk back like, five blocks in the burning sun, and if I had missed that stop, I probably would have been SO lost. Then I, uh, went inside, chilled with Julia for like, 10 seconds until she got interested by the car crash outside, wondered around looking for the Art Room, ("Which one?" - Cara) found Casey instead, so I went in the art room and did Katherine's spanish homework, which was HELLA easy, even though she thinks I'm in Spanish 5 (estoy reindo mucho!). Then I invented "SECRET DAY"! (it's some time in April...but I don't know...it's a secret! They have secret lunch, secret assembly, secret advisory...shh! secret!) Then the vending machine decided that instead of NOT accepting our pennies, it would make us buy two bags of chips...that I kind of smashed up anyway. Then we took the K to West Portal, went to Cara's and threw a tennis ball at her multiple times, got lost going to softball practice, and I'm just sucking at softball right now...this always happens. I always peak like, three games before the season ends. Went to an Indonesian restaurant for dinner, and now I'm just sitting at home. You know what sucks? I have to go back to school tomorrow. Daaaaaamn. I don't wanna go to school! I have to present my physics project, then Writing essay, then MATH!!!!!

[listening to: "Le Tango de Roxanne" Moulin Rouge!]


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8:19 PM



"Maybe we could fix it with like, glue, or something..."

Watched "Saved!" last night. It's hilarious. Go watch it NOW. Especially if you haven't seen it and/or you're Francisco. (Because otherwise you won't get the pipe bomb thing.)

PS- Indian food rocks. If you live in San Francisco, go to India Clay Oven. Yummy!
PPS- Hope it rains. I'm supposed to have softball today.
PPPS- How do you get from Lick to West Portal? Take the K? Where the fuck is that at?

[listening to: "Almost" Bowling for Soup]


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11:10 AM



Sunday, February 20

Maria + Spelling = Trouble

Maylin: Yeah, cuz there's no "I" in team!
Maria: T...E...A...M...W...O...R...K...
Me: Did you seriously just spell that out!?
Maria: Yes!!!
Maylin: Well, you spelled it wrong. It's "Tiem work"!
Maria:...So there is an "I" in team!

[listening to: "Have you no pride?" The Donnas]


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4:21 PM



Saturday, February 19

"NO! Running is awsome!" - Cecily

So yesterday...I had Humanities, boring, Math, hilarious, Cara was on a sugar high or something the whole time, so Pearl and I made fun of her, as usual. She couldn't even describe what we've been doing in class for the past week. Then Lunch, tres boring, or maybe just because I can't remember what I did. Then Writing, I made Francisco give back Cecily's glasses, then Physics, stole Alex's glue stick, and the Mandarin class came to visit.

Soccer practice- oh my God. We ran three miles. (Well, Cecily and Kelly did. I probably ran 1.5, and walked the rest of the way.) It was soooo exhausting, I felt like death, but I'm really glad I didn't sit out from asthma.

[listening to: "Soldier" Destiny's Child]

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11:24 AM



Thursday, February 17

"I am temporarily a snail on fire!"

I was gonna blog about my day - about Francisco finally putting his arm around Cecily (took him pretty freaking long enough), about having the best book group ever, about pretending to be Emily and leave a message on Brian's phone, about meeting Katherine at Jamba Juice and watching the man at the oven fling Cara's pizza-thing across the room, about going to pracitce half an hour early and playing on the swings...

I think I mood swing too much...not like Francisco's mood swings, which are fucking hilarious. I just get upset easily after a day of much fun.

Or maybe its this damn physics project that's exhausting me. Watch it not even be due tomorrow.

[listening to: "Call Me" Blondie]


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10:48 PM



"Who wants to spend their free time doing math?!"

I would've blogged last night, but I had a ton of work to do for my physics project, which I'm still not going to be able to finish in time. Anyway, Maylin and Cara and Kelly skipped soccer practice so they could go do math. (LOSERS!) So blah blah blah, my day was pretty boring, I think...Writing, usual boring-osity, same with Flex, even with the "pr0n" from Jordan's computer....Lunch was ok, I guess, hung out in the great room the whole time, and the rest of my classes, boring.

Carina: It's an iPod shuffle. Henry gave it to me for Valentine's Day.
Laura: I wish I was going out with Henry!
Matt: Me too.

(You have to keep in mind that Matt is our soccer coach.)

[listening to: "Clint Eastwood" Gorillaz]



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7:11 AM



Tuesday, February 15

Hahaha! Haha. Ha. Ahh!


First of all, my new favorite thing is this...

"I can say this in Japanese! I can say that in Japanese!"
"Can you be quiet in Japanese?"

Again, another good day. First off, Anna's back! She was in Costa Rica buying condos and restaurants and chillin' with the monkeys. (10 seconds into the day, she was like, "I hate school. It's so boring!") Then Flex, then Physics, then Lunch, blah advisory lunch, but it was fun because afterwards Cecily and I handed out "Halloween" candy and we threw the wrappers everywhere. And Maylin was only mean because she's honest/bored. Please, guys! Keep up! Then Humanities, blah, then Math, hilarious, because I ran around outside in the rain, and tried to splash Cara, but if you've seen my pant legs, it kind of backfired...Then I had soccer meeting, Matt tried to trick me into saying that I wanted to play goalie, but I was steadfast in my decision NOT to be goalie. So I hung out in the Library with Roxi, Gaby, Anna, Kelly, and Cecily.

Anna: Puppies should stay puppies.
Roxi: That's why they have chihuahuas...ugly-ass little things...

(P.S. - It's Mia's birthday today! YAY FOR THAT! MIA IS 15!)
(P.P.S. - It's also Connor Oberst's birthday, but he's not that hot...)
(P.P.P.S. - I was by Rachel's house today. I was going to stop by and say HELLO RACHEL! But then I didn't, because it was pouring and la mad was in SUCH a bad mood...So I "cried" for a little, then went back to the car.)
(P.P.P.P.S. - Who wants to hear about my stupidity? I do! Okay, I can't recuerdo who I was talking to, but I did say this...

"Can you believe I had to take three..." (What did I take yesterday? It began with a b. B...Boat? No. They don't have boats in the city. No, they do, but not by my house...unless you consider the OCEAN by my house...what was it? Let's see, it had four wheels, it looked like a giant car...BUS! That's what it is!) "...buses to get home!"

Seriously, that's more or less exACTLY what went throught my head. Kelly and Emma were like, "What the fuck is wrong with you?")

[EDIT] The funniest things just happened!

"...I put my hands around his throat and threatened him."
"You shoulda slapped him."
Clicking noise
"Sorry Katherine!"

and...

"Well, I'm at the game, and I looked at this wrapper, and I was reading the ingredients, and I saw egg whites, and I was wondering, 'Could Emma eat this?'"
"...you called me to see if I could eat a candy bar?"

[/EDIT]


[listening to: "Mess Around" Ray Charles]



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6:03 PM



Monday, February 14

Incredibly petable!

Today seriously kicked ass. True, I didn't get as much candy as I did at Burkes, but in Physics we got like, a ton of candy, and Alex gave me like a carton of Hershey's Hugs, (which I ate in about 20 seconds), and Cecily gave our lunch table a bag of chocolate, which in hindsight wasn't a great idea. (Disaster took the form of a) Cara deciding to throw the wrappers at everybody and b) Maria taking the bag and stuffing it down her shirt. We didn't have any more chocolate after that.)

Andrew gave Kelly this stuffed penguin that I thought was hella awsome, so I stole it, because it is so incredibly petable! Which, in hindsight, was another bad idea - Maylin and I ended up hiding in the Mandarin classroom while Cara chased after us. So basically Kelly didn't see her penguin all day.

Because it was raining, I missed soccer practice! Yay! I hope it rains tomorrow, not just because of soccer, but because rain kicks ass. Left early and took the bus home, which made me realize that a) I really hate public transportation, and b) I should have left my soccer stuff at school. And this guy on the bus was like, "I like your ring tone!" after my mom called, which was majorly cool, and we talked for a little while. All in all, a good day.

[listening to: "Where Da Hood At?" DMX - cuz I'm so ghetto.]


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5:27 PM



Sunday, February 13

"Better get a yardstick!"

I've been feeling really moody lately, so I went to the video store and looked at romantic comedies - but only the ones that didn't involve scary people like Jack Nicholson or Adam Sandler. Rented "Down With Love" - which involves me laughing hysterically for 90% of the time. I'm taking a break - I'm only twenty minutes into the movie and my stomach hurts.

"You're the best friend a guy with 20 diagnosed neurosis could ever have!"
"Well, we've been friends a long time. I knew you when you only had 12."

[watching: "Down with Love"]


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5:21 PM



Saturday, February 12

What's Matt Damon going to think about this abortion business?

Catduh: I'm Jacob, and I don't BELIEVE in comp found!!

[EDIT] Props to Francisco, Betsy, and Katherine - the only three people that regularly comment on my blog. [/EDIT]

Lies. Anyway, yesterday was ok, I was feeling pretty bad at school, so I didn't even go to soccer practice. Had all my classes - yuck. I have so much humanities homework to catch up on, it's driving me insane. (Not that I'm actually doing any of my work right now, please!) Humanites - boring. Math - hilarious. I decided why Cara was "pregnant", but she didn't like my ideas, so she hit me with her shoe. Lunch - boring. Again. Writing - only 7 people in our class! Crazy dazy. Then Physics - I had this really cool shadow from Colorado. Then we drove Brian home, and I don't have strep, so that's good!

Then I went to the play. I was there half an hour early, so I hung out with Andrew and Francisco...

Me: You SO mumble!
Andrew: I do too, but not as much as you, Francisco.
Francisco: I do NOT mumble!
Random Guy: Yeah, you mumble.

It was fucking hilarious! Or at least, Andrew and I found it hilarious. Francisco was having another mood swing and planning murderous thoughts, but then Cecily and Kelly and Carina got there so it was a party! The play was extremely funny - especially when all the teachers got up and started acting like 5-year-olds. Then during the intermission, Cecily became EXTREMELY violent with my camera....

Cecily: Oh, I used to pull chairs out from under people all the time!

But I did get this UBER great picture of Francisco, but he made me delete it. And Katie like, screamed at me to shut the fuck up, (well not really) and I was like, "Geez. Sorry if you don't find this as hilarious as I do!" Then I had to go, and went home and watched bad TV and talked about stupid things with Cara (aka my leg exploding and an attacking semicolon) and Katherine (just see above). I'm exhausted, I haven't even done anything. I have softball today - how do I tell Coach I can't run? Maybe I should faint. that should teach him....then I have piano. Guys, I might be playing a Moulin Rouge song!

[listening to: "Candy Shop" 50 Cent]


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9:49 AM



Thursday, February 10

More pictures!

Apparently, those pictures were a laugh riot for anyone who saw them! So... here are some more! (Rachel, don't wake up your house again.)

that damn lion again...
Nicole!
Rachel and Betsy!
Budlight
What the fuck is this? I don't even remember taking this picture. Oh wait, I do, we wanted to write on it, but we couldn't.
Alessandra and a Monkey!
Clive arrives!
Something alcoholic...oh yeah, and Rachel and Nicole!
Rachel "juggling" some oranges
Nicole kissing a moose, I think...
"pole dancing"
Rachel "juggling" some pinapples
Rachel doing...something...
Nicole and her spill!
Katherine w/ a caption!
Me testing the camera to see if it still works. I kinda like the picture!

And that's all, folks. The next time we get together, remind me to have my camera - these are fucking hilarious! (ps- there weren't a lot of Alessandra and Betsy, although judging from these pictures, I don't know if they'd want to be in them!! Haha, I love you guys.)

[listening to: "Vibrate" Petey Pablo]


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7:23 PM



"I like your earings!" "What are they?" "Earings."

I'm such a good little girl. I come home from school, have some cookies, and take a glass of milk upstairs to go work on my homework.

(Don't be fooled. I only rush upstairs so I don't have to practice my piano.)

Today was majorly boring. I kinda wish I was still sick, because then I could watch "Napoleon Dynamite" again...("I like your sleeves." - Something I said to people all day.) Then Writing, and I got a suprisingly good grade on my Greek myth (5 and 5 - 100%) - proof that Teacher H is clearly on drugs!! Then Lunch - Maria and I sat and talked a lot, but once Cara and Maylin came back from their softball trip ("We had to chase after the ball more times than we actually caught it - it just wasn't worth the work."), we started talking about what Annie fainted at in last years physics class...which was driving me insane!! During flex, we sat and listened to old Backstreet Boys and Britney Spears songs...and "Candy Shop".

Jordan: [while watching "Candy Shop" video] Why aren't they in a candy shop?

Hilarious! Then book group, but because I'm in Teacher C's group with Max and Kelly, well, we did nothing. I did get a lollypop, though. Then this leHOOzer thing happened, it was sooo boring I won't bore you with the details of my boredom.

On another note, do you wanna know what Henry wrote on my physics paper?

"Emma - The title is not appropriate, or add a part about the atomic bomb. That is the really cool part! Guns! :) - H.C.W."

This is the first online quiz I've taken in like a million years, but I thought it was pretty nifty.

Grammar God!
You are a GRAMMAR GOD!


Congratulations! If your mission in life
is not already to preserve the English tongue,
it should be. You can smell a grammtical
inaccuracy from fifty yards. Your speech is
revered by the underlings, though some may
blaspheme and call you a snob. They're just
jealous. Go out there and change the world.


How grammatically correct are you? (Revised with answer key)
brought to you by Quizilla


[listening to: "Bad Girl" Usher (aka Ooshy)]


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4:51 PM



Wednesday, February 9

Mwahahahaha! - the Semicolon

I'm sick. (Somewhere, an evil semicolon is laughing.) I think I have strep or something, or like, wannabe-strep, or whatever. I just got back from the doctors. They had to do the test twice, because the first time it came up negative. So my throat hurts more than usual.

I had some funny shit to post here, but then I forgot it! Oh, never mind, I remembered. I love little kids - they're hysterical. I was in 5&10 after my doctor's appointment, and this little kid rushes by me, screaming, "Take that, you eyeball!" and flings this, well, plastic eyeball past me, then runs the other way, muttering to himself. It was fucking hilarious!

[listening to: "Miss P" Cherish]


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11:33 AM



Monday, February 7

"What's a phonic?"

We had our first practice of the soccer season today! It was majorly fun, even though the whole time Cara and I were like, "I wish I were playing baseball!" and watching the boys team in envy, and Kelly was screaming at us that "the baseball field is evil!!" which was pretty hilarious. She's sooo good at soccer, it was like, killing me a little. We have 14 girls on the team, which is good! We're playing UHS, though, so that might be a little bad. (*cecilia* Not that she's mean, she's just so good!) And guess what? We're playing Convent, be thurr or be "squrr"!

"Soon you'll be hooked on soccer."
"Oh, like hooked on phonics!"
"I thought you meant like, heroin or something..."
"This one time, I was hooked on heroin!"

[EDIT] I'm watching Law and Order, and this kid tampered with a gun so it would shoot more bullets so he could kill as many women as he could in 30 seconds. Good lord that sounds like something Henry would do. - Meg [/EDIT]

[listening to: "Into the Darkness" Kittie]


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6:45 PM



Sunday, February 6

Dork.

Today was a suprisingly good day for Superbowl Sunday. I had softball practice, and it was really fun, even though it made me realize how out of shape I am. (Eli's genious moment was when she told us to run with our arms at 30 degree angles instead of 90, and so Juliana and I ran around the bases like idiots. ) Then we had a picnic and Juliana ate all of the muffins so no body had a chance to have any, and I saw Scarlett and Sara again, which was crazy because I haven't seen them since 6th grade!

Oh yes, and I uploaded all the pictures on my digital camera. They are pretty freakin' hilarious, if I do say so myself. Email me if ya wanna see them! Or I'll just upload them onto the internet and post hurr later.

And in other news, my parents totally don't understand me. Either that, or I just had a Maria moment where the obvious completely escapes me.

Mom: But the main reason the chicken is that color is because of the turmeric.
Me: Wait, isn't that the stuff you use to clean sinks?

[EDIT] Pictures! I have pictures!
Maddy, Lizzy, Chelsea, and Milli as Kiss
Nicole and Bindy
Eli and Kelly!
I love Juice!
Kissing the lion
Betsy and the Lion
Everybody (but me) and the lion

That's all for now, I gotta go sleep! (tres tragic, I know.) [/EDIT]

[listening to: "Georgia on my Mind" Ray Charles]




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    8:18 PM



    Saturday, February 5

    "Hey Emma, I have a sentence to say to you, but I think I'll just write an essay instead."

    My God, I'm bored! I'd really kill for some interesting homework, but noo...well, I don't actually know what my homework is, but I'd bet on Jack's life that it isn't very interesting.

    What defines interesting homework?

    Coloring.

    obeyobayOBEY: grammer can snaek up behind u and attakc!!!
    hotpinkavocado: omj!
    hotpinkavocado: this semi-colons got me!!!!!
    hotpinkavocado: ahhgahghahhgahha
    obeyobayOBEY: see!
    obeyobayOBEY: ;
    obeyobayOBEY: it's ready for ATTACK!

    [listening to: "Do Somethin'" Britney Spears]


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    12:21 PM



    Friday, February 4

    ghetto bus

    Katherine is fucking hilarious. (OMJ that cracked me up sooo much! That sentence, I mean.) I talked to her for like a million years, and I'm bored enough to tell y'all that we talked about Anjali's lacrosse schedule, the time she dropped pizza on the pingpong table, and how cool it was that Anna snuck upstairs using the fire escape.

    [listening to: "Get Right" J to the LO, haha!]


    2 can bleed like me
    9:39 PM



    What's with these kinky sailor uniforms?

    Today was a good day. I felt like I was back at Burkes, though. Milli, Kelly, Cara, Maylin, Alex and I all wore the Burkes Uniform. Meg thought it was like being back at Hamlin, but with the wrong uniform, and I have to agree with her. I was listening to "Time after Time" last night and I was like, "good lord, this is too sad."

    Anyway, the basketball teams had a game against the teachers. Fucking hilarious, if I do say so myself. Except that Maria spilled like, 10 tons of her Doctor Pepper on me. Not so bad, I guess it tasted good....Anna and I walked back along Crissy Fields, and it was super nice out. Then went back to school for an hour and chilled in the Library with Cecily, Anna, Francisco, Alex, and Maylin.

    And on the bus there was an egg shell. Either a dinosaur hatched (because I have never seen a chicken egg that big), or someone's out to get me.

    [listening to: "Hallelujah I Love Her So" Ray Charles]


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    4:50 PM



    Wednesday, February 2

    "You're hot."

    Ya gotta love how blunt some people are...

    Yeah, today was "gender bender" day, and oh my jeebus was it hilarious. Henry was wearing Meg's old Hamlin uniform and Paul was wearing his sisters pink...dress...skirt...type...thing. :) Probably the best thing like, ever. The second best was Cecily, who was wearing her grampa's old suit. Blah blah blah, boring day! And thank you to Meg, who posted on my comments! (Golly, Henry, what are you waiting for?!)

    Amoa90: arg
    hotpinkavocado: grrr
    Amoa90: my life sucks
    Amoa90: we're pirates

    [listening to: "Karma" Lloyd Banks]


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    9:17 PM



    Tuesday, February 1

    Oh, yeah. They'd definately need Finnish dictionaries in Africa. Of course!

    Today was pretty nice. It was wild day, so I was wearing these crazy-freak blue tights. I love 'em. Tomorrow's Gender Bender day, and I'm just gonna be a bit gangster. (Just like Cecily). Interviewed a possible new spanish teacher. She was really nice, and she was from Spain. Then I had physics, and Henry read my blog, and thought I should be a stand-up comedian. Other than that, it was ok. Then Advisory lunch...and the hip hop group did a dance routine. I think the funniest people in it were the boys, because they weren't into it at all, whatsoever. Then Humanities, blahhhh, then Math, Cara has "drinking problems" in more ways than one.

    I've noticed, at least when I'm writing in this thing, that I may, in fact, be the most inarticulate person in the world.

    Rachel: I'm feeling...illiterate.

    See? I have nothing to say, so I fill up the space with crazy quotes. (Or maybe that one just applied to the situation so well, I felt obligated to include it.) And seriously...what the fuck just happened to my vocabulary? It suddenly got way bigger - to include all these fancy words, and I've noticed that I say "fuck" a lot more. It's like, just rip out my fucking vocal chords because they shouldn't even be used; I never can form a coherent sentence without thinking about it for a looooong time. (Oh my jeebus, the vocab! The vocab!)

    And now I think my brain is telling me to shut the fuck up...so I guess I will.

    Teacher W: Bill, stop playing with your bird.

    OH MY JEEBUS! I TOTALLY FORGOT TO MENTION THIS! I'M SO AWFUL! OKAY, SO HERE IT GOES - MILLI DYED HER HAIR GREEN! PERMANENTLY! (or semi-permanent, whatever.) SO SORRY I DIDN'T MENTION IT EARILER...I DON'T KNOW WHY I DIDN'T.

    [listening to: "Tainted Love" Soft Cell]


    2 can bleed like me
    7:32 PM



    Aeropuerto!

    I'm in Physics. I have the strangest class. Henry says stupid stuff about being a republican, and Alex screams at him back. Paolo only says things once in a while, especially when he's telling Henry to shut up. Jay, Zach, and John are usually quite. Annie shrieks every so often, and Milli makes smart comments, and Meg storms out of the room at regular intervals.

    Well, I guess I'd better get back to researching.

    [listening to: "Candy Shop" 50 Cent]


    2 can bleed like me
    10:22 AM