queen of the robots
 


Wednesday, January 12

I'll get you a big yellow joint!

Gotta love Henry. I can't for my birthday, I wonder what he'll get me...prolly a banana. I hate bananas. Anyway, today was exhausting, I woke up like, two hours early and couldn't get back to sleep. First, I had Writing, and it was boring, blah blah blah, y'all know the drill. Then Flex, blah blah, y'all know...then Lunch, which was like, eating plastic. Gugh. After that, Physics. blah. I don't even know why I'm talking about this if it was so boring! Hum. Boring. Had shadow. Nice. Stole Cara's scarf. Fishy. Her scarf. Not Cara. That's just mean.

Then we went to Weight Training. I have never had more fun walking to the gym ever. So I was walking with Cara, then she just dumped me, so I had to "walk on the edge". Aka, the street. So every time a car would come by, Fran and Cecily and Andrew would be all, "YOU GON GIT KILLLLED!" or something like that. Actually, Cecily was more like, cowgirl. Ya know? She's from South Dakota. Anyway, I was acting as an armrest for Cecily, until we walked through a ditch and decided to stop that. Then she dared me to run, but I didn't want to, so I tried to steal her bag, and we would race, but Anna came up and was all, "Woman, you're killing her." It was so funny. Then when we got to the gym, and started our "stretching", I decided that Francisco and I need guns to shoot at pigeons. Then I cut my knee. On a yoga mat. How retarded can you get? Then later my hand started bleeding. I don't know how this works. I think I may be leaking. Anyway, back to the story. Owww, I just twisted my ankle and it hurts like five bitches on a bitch boat! Okay, I'm done. My story? Finished. Except for the "Assisted Chinese", but that's another story.

I was gonna do some philisophical thinking on this post, but then I decided...hells no! I don't have time for that shit! So, I'm not. The end! Oh yeah, and guys? I am officially the Queen of the Robots!

[listening to: "Milkshake" Kelis]


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