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Sunday, January 30

"Don't ask questions."

I had a very odd dream last night. Anna gave me her talking goldfish to watch while she was in Costa Rica, and I was all, "Okay!" Then I had to put them in wineglasses (for whatever reason), and they died, and I had to go to Costa Rica to give Anna the bad news. So I went to the bus stop with my dad and my sister, but instead of a bus, there were these floating swans, you know, like the ones in theme parks, those little boats. So we got on those, and all of a sudden the street stopped and we were falling into the river for like, a million feet. So we floated down the river when all of a sudden a giant ferry boat was coming our way so we had to turn around, and Rachel was on the boat, and she was yelling something in Hebrew, so I yelled back, "I only speak Mandarin!" and then she fell of the ferry and into the river, but I couldn't save her, because the swan was on autopilot. But my dad and my sister stayed to help the ferry, and I went down the river until I got to a mountain, and Henry was there, and I was all, "Do you have any guns?" and he said, "Don't ask questions,", and gave me a P-90, and I said, "I have to shoot the Green Fairy." And suddenly I was on top of the mountain with Cecily, and we were talking about buffalo, and all of a sudden she turned into the Green Fairy, and pushed me off the mountain.

Seriously, what the FUCK goes on in my mind? But anyway, I really need to get back to work. Cya!

[listening to: "Hyphy" Federation]


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