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Wednesday, November 24

Not to be racist or anything, but...those poor old chinese people!

Actually if you know the context to that, it's not racist at all. we just scared the shit out of this nice Chinese couple when Nicole (aka Italo) threw her pen on their fire escape and tried to get it down by throwing her planner at it.

ANYWAY this week so far has been off the hook!

MONDAY: I went to the ROV meeting with Cara and then we went down to Rachel's school in the Western Addition and it was like, crazy and shit. JCHS is like, amazing! the bathrooms kick ass.

TUESDAY: We had a party at Alessandra's house! We went to Bill's and Albertsons and went on a quest for gum but katherine had to go to Seattle but she did get to say some great stuff like, "if hott was a person, it would be Jacob Blumberg" and "if this involves bracelet rape, I'm out." then we went to Bill's and then Nicole threw her friends pen into the fire escape of an apartment buliding...well you can just read this story...

yes, this pen went on an adventure! i threw it up onto a fire escape, and it got stuck. then i tried to knock it down with my planner! but then that scared the old chinese lady, so we tried to say that our pen was stuck, but her husband came and pushed it with a pole. THE END!

oh yeah and then rachel and nicole kissed the lion that alessandra climbed on top of in front of that random school across from the martial arts place on Clement...oh yeah then we went on a quest for gum at Albertson's, but they only sold lies. so we left and there was a creepy guy there. wooo creepy! but he went away because Betsy pretended to yell at him. oh yeah! then we watched Harry Potter 3 but not really because i fell asleep and nicole and rachel found all the hott guys in the town year books. then nicole spilled a 2 liter thinger of coke on her pants and all over alessandra's moms rug, we watched redneck comedy, and made videos about us and drugs...and coming out of the closet for other people.

TODAY: Went to visit Eli! it was a party because we saw a dog that looked like a wolf man and these grrrrrrrreat buttons and then we were spanish but not really because we have the grammar of an american so we were lies. oh yeah! then she drank all my coffee and i saw Erin and Carie. THE END

[listening to: "soldier" destiny's child]


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