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Saturday, October 23

Rachel is silly.



I was gonna blog aboot my hella aweswome day at school, but I think that it's more appropriate to blog aboot the dance last night.

Okay, so, we went to the dance and Rachel and I improved our social status in the Lick world by being the first people to go out and dance. ("Dude, I love your guests!" - Katherine's friends) So we got necklaces! Suck on that! Then Eli came and it was hotalicious, but her friends were kinda wierd. Then like, hours later, Katherine freaked ("danced sexually") with Jacob Blumberg for like, "a shmillion dances". And it was sooo unfair, because he is hot and Rachel danced with him first anyway. And really nothing else happend.

Then we went home and like, did drugs, because you couldn't understand anything we said, like, "they're gonna shmush me into a shmillion pieces and then spread me aboot the house and I don't care, just so long as you don't speak to each other!" and "So the cheeze-it has a hole, and so does the bus pass, so if you ate a bus pass it would be like eating a cheeze-it. And if you swallowed it, you would be able to breathe!"

Don't forget that Katherine danced sexually with a boy. And I can't count.

[listening to: nothing...no banging!]


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