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Monday, October 18

Kelly, you're biting your shadow!

Today was pretty good. Erik made the spanish class die of hilariosity when he randomly put his birthday in the middle of a spanish presentation. Then I laughed some more when I was waiting with the physics class outside their class room...

Henry: Oh! HA HA! (to me) yay! (to cara)
Me: You suck. Just shut up.
Henry: Well, you're a horrible person too.
Me: Did you just call me a whore?!
Cara (kinda randomly): Oh! Did you guy see my shoes?!
Me: They are hot beyond belief. (grabs Cara's shoe) See?
Cara: Ow ow my leg!
Henry: Let's just twist Cara's leg off!
Me: But you haven't seen the "fine -"
(Cara starts to fall and grabs the doorknob of the science lab and Maylin, who is on the other side, pulls open the door because she thinks Cara's trying to open it. Instead, Cara falls flat on her face in front of Maylin's entire science class. Henry and I start laughing hysterically and Cara just lies there.)

After that it was pretty boring except I sat with Anna at lunch and we tried to convince Skipper to be either Wendy or Tinkerbell for Halloween...

Maylin: And then you could wear a miniskirt!
Skipper: No.
Me: Just a miniskirt?
Maylin: You're right, I forgot, she's a slut. You have to wear a strapless top also.
Skipper: Strapless top?
Anna: Like a tube top!
Skipper: But how does it stay up? Wouldn't it just fall off?

Then we had Physics and I got a 91 wahoo third highest in the class I don't care. Francisco said he had a horrible haircut and Mr. Chen made a big deal about Cathedral boys and their haircuts (G.I. Brian). But then he told me that it just looked funny. And now we're racist friends. (Katherine can you email me the lyrics to the "everyone's a little bit racist - sometimes!" song because I need it? Thanks.) And in math Alex and I were harassed about our beliefs. (i.e. being Yankee fans.)

[listening to: "Sorry" Maria Mena]


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