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Sunday, October 10

Aaron Hwang

Last night Katherine and I went over to Anjali's house (which is friggin enormus) to cause a ruckus. (Or, what is it, ruckasi?) It was fun, because we were all tired when we got there. ("Aaron Hwang...is he asian?") then we went to Amici's (A meat 'n' cheese) to eat and then to Safeway and then back to her house where we played bowling on Anjali's phone. Then it was her brilliant idea to go onto my buddy list and talk to both the Andrews, Brittney, Katherine M, and Maylin. Oh, and we also found all these lightbulb jokes!!

How many language teachers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two - one to screw it in, and the other to yell at you in a language you don't understand.


How many Branson kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two - one to drink a diet pepsi, and the other to call Daddy and complain.

How many Urban kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Ten - one to screw it in, and nine to figure out what grade they're getting for it.

How many Colombia University students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
101 - one to screw it in, fifty to stage a protest about the lightbulb's right to change, and fifty to stage a counter-protest.

How many llamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
1 - because their necks are so long!

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