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Monday, September 20

Dot

My day was pretty good for a Monday. Maylin made paper cranes and Maria named them "Emma" and "Maylin". And they had their gay "rice". This is so random to anyone who doesn't understand...which would be y'all. Spanish was sooo boring and we had a test, and during Hum Brian and Annie had a let's-see-how-long-we-can-crack-our-knuckles contest and I died. I had my hands over my ears for like an age. Then he (Brian) made his wrist do this HUGE ENORMO pop and I shrieked and everyone laughed. But then Emily and I had a picnic on the floor, so screw them. (the funny thing is, I thought she had broken up with Skipper...apparently not...) Anyway, then in math Kelly and I determined that a) Jack was a psycho, b) Rubiks cubes are stupid and c) Cara's having an afair with Paul. But only cuz they sit next to each other during math. And after that was done I walked into the following conversation...

Skipper:...And so it really hurt. [grabs his chest]
Me: Um, what happened?
Maylin: I really don't want to know!
Emily: You know the "World's Smallest Magnet"? Those super strong but tiny ones? Well, he didn't believe that they were really strong, so he put them on his nipple.
Maylin&I: What??
Skipper: Yeah, it started bleeding, but...[checks under shirt] it stopped now...
Me: Couldn't you have put it somewhere less painfull?
Maylin: Like your finger?

[listening to: Charlotte Martin "Your Armor"]

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