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Friday, June 4

PICKLE...or, I WANT A VACUUM!



We went to Great America today. It was a day of hilariosity, starting with the cleanup for the play.

Nicole: Push faster!
Katherine: Ahhh!
Me: We're in a cyyyycloooone!
Nicole: CYCLONE!

Then we got on the bus, and Nicole, Rachel, Katherine and I talked about many things - some as deep and meaningfull as the time of the humans is going to end a race of evil birds is going to rule the world, and as shallow and bizare as peeing in a Listerine Bottle. We got there and Mia, Vicky, Eli, Carie, Alessandra, Aaryn and I all ran off to the swings. Its really fun to flap your arms on it. Then we went on Triple...whatever, and that was fun. I'd love to explain more, but let's just go really quickly.

Mia and I got soaked to the bone, Vicky and Alessandra tried to wait in line for Drop Zone but it was too long, and Anju and I tried to conquer her fear of falling and dying on the Triple Thing. IT was just really fun in general. And this is beyond priceless.

Carson [his sister]: Hello?
Me: Hi, this is Emma, may I please speak with Alex?
Carson: Sure. One second. (I'm sure she was eyerolling right here.)
Alex: Hello?
Me: Hey, it's me. Listen, were you at Great America today?
Alex: Wait - who is this?
Me: Oh, Emma. Your cousin.
Alex: Well, duh. How many Emmas do I know?
Me: I have no idea. Uh, were you at Great America today?
Alex: Yeah, I was on a class trip.
Me: [thinking - Ha ha! Good job Nicole!] Ooh, me too. Um, did anyone come up to you and ask if your last name was Mallonee?
Alex: Oh, yeah, some wierd girl.
Me: Ha! Oh, that was one of my friends.
Alex: Really? I thought it was one of Carson's. Wait - how did she know me?
Me: Uh...[pause] well, heh heh...that's a very, long, boring story.
Alex: Reaaally...
Me: Well, that cleared up some confusion great I have to go bye.
Alex: Okay, b - [phone hangs up] (By the by, that was a 'bye', not a 'bitch', which it kinda looks like.)

[listening to: Papa Roach, M-80: Explosive Energy Movement]

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