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Sunday, June 6

Hooked on Phonics

I just was at the best party ever. Just read below to find out the beauty of it.

"Your parents can't see me. I'm evil, remember?"
"The Knight Bus!"
"Vroom vroom baby!"
"Hey, hormone sandwich!"
"They're exersizing on the tredmill."
"There aren't any alligators? I'm feeling deprived."
"The water is FREEZING!"
"Ay yah, where is la ladder?"
"Look out, dumb!"
"Yes, yes, I sliced open my foot."
"We need a better plan. Give me the hose, and guard this with your life."
"You can't get me. You have a range of, what, three feet?...Oh God no!"
"Come on...Barbie...let's go...party!"
"Throw your hands up!"
"Whoa...sexuuual!"
"No, no, we are not humping the hot tub..."
"This is like, 7 burritos in one."
"You're my midol!"
"Duhhh...I'm hoooked on phooonicccs."
"That bird needs to get shot...NOOOO!"
"Ohhh...I thought the hippogriff said that!"
"Bloody chicken!"
"What the bloody hell happened?!"
"I'm so in love with my brother right now."
"No running." "No running!" "NO RUNNING!"
"You just said 'no running' to the employee of the month."
"Am I being disrespected?!" "Yes." "Just checking."
"Hidden danger!"
"I have hormones running through me!"
"1, 2, 3, tell a truth!"
"I do to have a cute british accent!"
"I was thinking!"
"The mud was up to our waists."
"It can be a play on words - Larksperm."
"Call security! Condom alert!"
"What's this?! Withdrawl?!"
"No! Stop clapping!"
"No, what did I just say?! No communication!"
"Who am I kidding?"
"Cheaters! No locking the bathroom door!"
"Tha smokin' nephew."
"You can write on anything!"
"Sitting in an avocado."

But the best part was when I could talk about [Person X] without problems because [Person X] has been bugging me a bit lately, and it was nice to have people who agreed with me. Although sometimes I totally love [Person X] and can't say anything mean about [Person X]. And Mayer and Jeremey are druggers. Losers. But it was so fun. EVen though I sliced open my foot. OWw.

[listening to: Outtathaway by the Vines]

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