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| Thursday, May 13Gugh...schoolI have to go to school in about half an hour...I really don't want to. Oh well. Hokay. So basically we have the ice caps melting, hit by a meteor, the ozone layer leaving us, the sun exploding, and we are definately going to blow ourselves up. Okay. So basically we have China France India Israel Pakistan Russia the UK and us. We got about 26,000 more nukes than them...whatever. So one day we decide that those Chinese suns of a bitches are going down. So we launch a missle, on its way over, "shit shit who the fuck is shooting us?" "I dont know, fire missles!" And then france is like, "Guys, le missles are coming! Fire our shit!" "But I am le tired." "Well, have a nap...THEN FIRE LE MISSLES!" Meanwhile, Australia's down there like, "WTF mates?" Russia's like, "AHH MOTHERLAND!" Englands all, "Right then chaps?" "Whatever." and then India Israel and Pakistan fire their shit so we have missles flying past eachother. "Hi." "Sup?" The US is like, "Fuck we're dumbasses." Canada's like, "What's going on, eh?" Mars is laughing at us, and some big meteor's like, "Well fuck that." So now we have nuclear winter ("Yes! Wait...") and everybody's dead except Australia, and their still like, "Wtf?" But they'll be dead soon. Fucking kangaroos...But in the event that we don't blow ourselves up, us Californians will have to break off from the nation. We go hang with Hawaii. And Alaska. THE END! [listening to: the SHOWER] L@T3R ^|^V(H 0used to be friends:7:20 AM 
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