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Wednesday, January 7

This is crazy!

I'm done with work, and I finished studying for spanish. I hope...ha...just kidding. I'm so ready. Okay, now for a daily portion of NIcolism.

From: HateTheCreepySub@aol.com
Date: Sun, 4 Jan 2004
Subject: A 6-year-old in a Lamborghini?!
To: norweigianbloo9@yahoo.com

I am so bored that I may die. You may be wondering why I am not watching Fox sunday tv. The answer is simple: Some slimy programming people decided to mess with my lineup and add "Bernie Mac" into it. While I loathe "Bernie," I also posess an equal amount of distaste towards "Malcom in the Middle," and I have a message to Frankie Munez:
Mr. Munez, if you are reading this email: you stink. You haven't been cute since the first season, when you were 6. Now you are about 19 and you drive a Lamborghini. However, you still look about 6. Why do you talk to the camera? I thought this was a sitcom! But its not funny.
PS, Mr. Munez: You have a hot brother with whom you should hook up. However, he has an extremely girly name: Francis.
So that is my frustration.
Nicole
PS you should really send more emails. Generally you only send me responses, but I really want to hear your frustrations at ugly 19 year olds who look 6 and drive Italian cars and are too stupid to hook up with their hot brothers.
PPS Can you believe that Frankie is friends with Ashton Kutcher? I want to murder Ashton Kutcher in his sleep. He is ugly and often forgets to shave and also is a terrible actor. (At least he doesn't talk to the cameras.)

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