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Wednesday, December 31Goodbye, 2003!We graduate in a while...in about 8 hours, the year will start that we will graduate from. Okay, that made no sense whatsoever. Oh, and Rachel? I'm gonna put up a Pirates of the Caribbean skin for my blog...with Will Turner. As a change. :p [listening to: The Clash Radio Clash] L@T3R ^|^V(H 4:05 PM
Tuesday, December 30That's Attractive...   [listening to: Nothing....] L@T3R ^|^V(H 4:07 PM
I'm not crazy...much...Just came back from the mall. The damn Borders didn't have the CDs I wanted - Namely, "Coral Fang" and "POTC: The Soundtrack". Madre's in a bad bad evil mood, so I shouldn't be on. This past vacation my blog entries have been shorter and shorter...that's so wierd. You'd think they'd be longer cuz I'd have more time. [listening to: the Clash...one of their songs] L@T3R ^|^V(H 12:47 PM
Monday, December 29Bloody party!Talking to Rachel right now about her party *covers ears* Yes, without Nicole. Bwahahaha! No...wait. Kidding. About the Bwahahahaha part. [listening to: Another Hole in the Head by Nickleback] L@T3R ^|^V(H 8:52 PM
Pirate's life for me...You know your pirates! You're a true pirate by heart and knowledge! You probably saw POTC because it was a pirate-movie, or you didn't. Either way, you're a true pirate!! Congratulations! Are you a REAL Pirate, or are you just a poser after seeing POTC? brought to you by Quizilla Well, duh. [listening to: Nothing] L@T3R ^|^V(H 1:28 PM
Sunday, December 28It's a pimptastical life...Well, I just went to the Academy of Sciences. It's not gonna be OPEN open (if ya know what I mean) for another, oh, five years. Poop. I also saw this really REALLY cute dude. *flutters eyelashes* *smacks herself* [listening to: London Calling by the Clash] L@T3R ^|^V(H 2:45 PM
Saturday, December 27Hm? What?JELLYBEANS! [listening to: We're a happy family by The Ramones] L@T3R ^|^V(H 12:20 PM
Friday, December 26Giraffes? Giraffes!So this Christmas has been pretty good. I got two cd players (two!!!) And then my hand was scarred by my fucking asshole of a cousin. Grr. It's all purply now. 1. What was your biggest accomplishment this year? nothing, really. Erm. 2. What was your biggest disappointment? Not disappointment, really, but the incredible amount of stress this year. 3. What do you hope the new year brings? Cookies. *pause**smacks head* Less stress. 4. Will you be making any New Year's resolutions? If yes, what will they be? No, I always try to but they never last past the 10th. and then, only if I'm lucky. 5. What are your plans for New Year's Eve? Rachel has a parrty! Which reminds me, I have to call her and tell her I'm going. [listening to: London Calling by the Clash] L@T3R ^|^V(H 10:27 AM
Wednesday, December 24Christmas Eve, yo!!Yep, tomorrow is Christmas. Yesterday I had a particularly scarring moment with nicole... HateTheCreepySub: that is orlando bloom kissing mr range alligator122: WHAT??? HateTheCreepySub: in the event of the century alligator122: MENTALLY SCARRING!!! HateTheCreepySub: dude thats gonna hurt you until you die HateTheCreepySub: How about this: Next time you see someone hot, think of mr r kissing them alligator122: *bashes head against wall because desk is so battered* HateTheCreepySub: Have i ruined your life? alligator122: yes HateTheCreepySub: Mr R kissing Orlando bloom HateTheCreepySub: tounge!!! HateTheCreepySub: Ewww HateTheCreepySub: I ruined my life too alligator122: MENTALLY SCARRING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HateTheCreepySub: Hey, it's not like i go unnaffected HateTheCreepySub: I think my life will be ruined for the next 13 minutes, or until i get distracted by something shiny Then... Dhirtzel: R U CHRISTIAN? I AM ASUMING U R alligator122: No...I'm muslim. I just felt that I needed to have at least one post. MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! OR HANUKAH!! OR KWANZA!! OR RAMADAN!!! OR ... OR... GHA!! [listening to: Nothing] L@T3R ^|^V(H 4:36 PM
Tuesday, December 23Best. Picture. Ever. Oh, and just for kicks...(hah!! SHOES!!! KICKS!!! SWASHSWASHBUCKLEBUCKLE!!!) [listening to: the Hunger by the Distillers] L@T3R ^|^V(H 8:26 PM
Sacks?jewgrl246: sack? Catduh: that was NOT a typo. jewgrl246: i was not aware of god's sack... jewgrl246: i no it wasn't a typo jewgrl246: i'm not stupid jewgrl246: sort of Catduh: really? you should check it out sometime... Catduh: it's pretty.. jewgrl246: lol jewgrl246: have u seen it? Catduh: it's pretty... jewgrl246: I WANT A SACK!!!!!!!!!! Catduh: mmm... sacks... jewgrl246: it's so unfair From: HateTheCreepySub@aol.com Date: Mon, 22 Dec 2003 21:32:46 EST Subject: Flooding your email box with festive crap this holiday season! To: norweigianbloo9@yahoo.com This holiday season, give the gift that keeps on giving: paperclips! The most innovative invention of the 21st century, the paperclip was designed as a reusable tool that held papers together without damaging them. As would be obvious to a woman of your remarkable intellect, these little tools are far ahead of their time and would make a delightful edition to any desk supply afficianado's vast collection. Perfect stocking stuffers! Nicole Stevenson Glarkware, LTD Toronto, Canada, 78564 [listening to: I wanna be Sedated by the Ramones] L@T3R ^|^V(H 3:48 PM
Fissshy!Oy. I have to do a bunch of applications today...And already I'm goofing off. Gahg. I haven't even had brekkers yet. [listening to: the Hunger by the Distillers] L@T3R ^|^V(H 10:05 AM
Monday, December 22ShopppppppingWent shopping today, downtown. Got Christmas Tree yesterday. I really have to go, otherwise this would be longer. Also reading Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Again. [listening to: Lord knows what this song is] L@T3R ^|^V(H 4:12 PM
Bad ParentsIt's 3:00 AM ... Do you know where your children are? [listening to: nada] L@T3R ^|^V(H 9:23 AM
Sunday, December 21Pimpin PresidentsLast night there was a HUGE power outage. ALessandra + Nicole + I were in the middle of a chat when all of a sudden the power goes "WOOOP" and the computer shuts off. I lost everything I was working on. Erg. And ROTK was really good!! Orlando bloom did some...very...neat...stuff...ack!!! *dies*. He killed an elefant. Or something...Aragorn's my best friend. but we had to wait for an HOUR to get in, even tho we already had our tickets. Grr. Arg. What's a pirate's favorite color? YellowAR!!! Here's the Presidential Pimp hat talk nicole and I had...It makes more sense if you actually saw the icons she had. HateTheCreepySub: hi alligator122: hey HateTheCreepySub: ignore my lame background alligator122: I'll try HateTheCreepySub: I am supposed 2 pretend i m a guy HateTheCreepySub: so i got all sportsy HateTheCreepySub: wait, watch this 1 alligator122: Ah. That's the reason for the NBA alligator122: icon HateTheCreepySub: yup alligator122: WHy? alligator122: are you male? HateTheCreepySub: yup HateTheCreepySub: check out the mom stuff alligator122: what? alligator122: oh HateTheCreepySub: can u c the momishness? alligator122: of course. It is so you. HateTheCreepySub: "Can u feel the momishness/ the peace ur mom brings..." HateTheCreepySub: yeah. this 1 is better. watch alligator122: why are you male again? HateTheCreepySub: this 1 is 4 kelly alligator122: what? HateTheCreepySub: this iz the dude hoo needs a bath, right? HateTheCreepySub: heres will turner... alligator122: yes HateTheCreepySub: there we go. alligator122: that's not will. thats a girl HateTheCreepySub: back again HateTheCreepySub: dude u r so right alligator122: I saw that movie today HateTheCreepySub: viki luvres him as a girl HateTheCreepySub: wuz it as bad as the 1st 2? HateTheCreepySub: were lamesees dressed up as them? alligator122: actually, it was the best of all three alligator122: yes. I saw a hobbit child. with the one ring HateTheCreepySub: I HATE LOTR IT IS WEIRD & HARD 2 FOLLOW alligator122: actually, its both... alligator122: I really want Harry POtter to come out sooner!!! HateTheCreepySub: "Heard about that lord of the rings thing. The one ring corrupts all... Like the ring Kobe gave Vanessa!" alligator122: *bangs head on desk* HateTheCreepySub: ooooooh this buddy icon is sexy stuff!!! alligator122: Um...no...what? alligator122: oh. that. alligator122: yeah, that's pretty hot. HateTheCreepySub: this 1 is betsy w/ a haircut! HateTheCreepySub: lol HateTheCreepySub: dude this 1 is soooooo hot & steamy!! HateTheCreepySub: lol alligator122 : waht? alligator122: *what? alligator122: oh. that. HateTheCreepySub: loook alligator122: It's pretty sexful HateTheCreepySub: they have orlando and paul walker! hoo 2 choose? alligator122: that is so random. (Orlando) HateTheCreepySub: rrrarrr alligator122: er... alligator122: now that's sexy alligator122: Elf? Totally HateTheCreepySub: this is the guy carie luvs!! alligator122: what??? alligator122: Oh. Adam Brody HateTheCreepySub: Adam Brody, Paul Walker, Orlando Bloom.... I am having a crisis of concience here!!! alligator122: I thought you ment the guy from elf. HateTheCreepySub: u have 2 watch degrassi tonight if u havent already, k? alligator122: I don't watch degrassi!!! I don't have the freaking channeL! HateTheCreepySub: this is the botswana flag... HateTheCreepySub: u dont? HateTheCreepySub: i am sooooo addicted. alligator122: no. I don't get "THe N" alligator122: Nice Icon. HateTheCreepySub: did u no marco wuz gay? bcuz i sure didnt HateTheCreepySub: thanx alligator122: What??? wait...who's marco? HateTheCreepySub: BOTSWANA 4 LIFE alligator122: For sure HateTheCreepySub: dude this 1 is pretty awesome. alligator122: Hmm? HateTheCreepySub: is he cooking or lighting a table on fire? alligator122: Oh...yeah...cooking.... HateTheCreepySub: DUDE!!!!! this is who i wanna marry. alligator122: really?? alligator122: That's pretty sexy HateTheCreepySub: check it oot. its a flamingo alligator122: I know. HateTheCreepySub: ooooh HateTheCreepySub: he looks so hot i could eat him alligator122: Ew. Please dont. At least...cook it first. HateTheCreepySub: LOOOKKKKK alligator122: Oh. the hotdog. I thought you meant the flamingo alligator122: um HateTheCreepySub: ITS ABE LINCOLN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HateTheCreepySub: omg HOW hot IS he?????? HateTheCreepySub: I LUV HIM SOOOOO BAD alligator122: HE IS HOTTER THAN ALL OF LIFE!! HateTheCreepySub: OMG U R SO RIGHT alligator122: HOTTER THAN....MORE THAN ALL OF LIFE!! HateTheCreepySub: he is like 80000x hotter than any1, even will turner alligator122: I KNOW!!!!!!!! *gasp* !!!!!!!!!!! alligator122: speaking of will turner...here's his hat. HateTheCreepySub: Does it get any hotter than abe, though??? alligator122: Abe Lincoln in THAT hat... HateTheCreepySub: Pimping! alligator122: I KNOW! HateTheCreepySub: ooooh how hot would he be in a pimp hat??? I could melt! HateTheCreepySub: It really couldn't get any better! alligator122: Very sexy. He's a pimpin' President alligator122: !! HateTheCreepySub: i am so in luv w/ him HateTheCreepySub: Do u think marrying corpses is illegal? alligator122: Um...er...no...? alligator122: What happened to your sexy pimp???? HateTheCreepySub: bcuz if it is, thats sillyness. c'mon, if a corpse is hot, then a corpse is hot. Lets get real, here homies! HateTheCreepySub: i thought this dog was sexylicious alligator122: Mm...with the pimp hat? fo sho HateTheCreepySub: did u go 2 the chat?? alligator122: yes HateTheCreepySub: ur not in it HateTheCreepySub: y HateTheCreepySub: k alligator122: I had to leave alligator122: cya alligator122: only not [listening to: Faint by Linkin Park] L@T3R ^|^V(H 10:47 AM
Saturday, December 20And I still don't know where my gnome is.Well, people, today I am off to see ROTK! *trumpets* Did I mention that Betsy hadn't seen it the day it came out??? [listening to: Miseria Cantare by AFI] L@T3R ^|^V(H 8:26 AM
Friday, December 19Longest Phone CallHARRY POTTER PEOPLE. Okay. Alessandra and I are in the LONGEST phone call I have made all year. its been going on for 45 minutes. [listening to: Harry pOtter] L@T3R ^|^V(H 8:47 PM
Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice...Where IS my gnome? [listening to: NADA] L@T3R ^|^V(H 1:06 PM
What??? Again...um...MOLD!!It's kinda shocking...I only blogged once yesterday... FRIDAY FIVE 1. List your five favorite beverages. Coka cola, Sprite, BEER (hahaha...kidding), water, milk, and orange juice. 2. List your five favorite websites. They're on the side: Twop, Neopets, Legolas Violent death, Quizilla, and, that other one. Yeaaaah. 3. List your five favorite snack foods. Chocolate, doritos, seltzer, (SHUTAP), goldfish, and icecream. 4. List your five favorite board and/or card games. Monopoly, Clue, War, Go Fish (SHUTAPAGAIN), and Melbourne. 5. List your five favorite computer and/or game system games. Zoombinis, Zoo Tycoon, Roller Coaster Tycoon, and That's all I really play. [listening to: A Monkey....nah, Papa Roach] L@T3R ^|^V(H 7:47 AM
Thursday, December 18What???Date: Wed, 17 Dec 2003 17:32:22 -0800 (PST) From: "Rachel Israel" To: "Eemma" hey, eems....i was im-ing anju, and she said this: lollypop4744: if u want 2 talk hot lollypop4744: u need to talk Daniel Radcliffe i just thought u mighta wanted it for ur blog thingy.....if u don't, then wtvh...... Well, DUH rachel! And Betsy didn't go see ROTK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *gasp* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [listening to: Papa Roach] L@T3R ^|^V(H 4:44 PM
Wednesday, December 17Return of the KingIt's supposed to be VERY good. I'm probably not gonna see it until Friday, because my madre said "Yeah, sure, but we have to see it sometime during the vacation, okay?" That is a good thing. "To hell I'm gonna plow the west ridge." -- The Cowboy [listening to: Papa Roach] L@T3R ^|^V(H 7:18 PM
And We're Off to See the Wizard!I gotta go to school soon...its 7:38!!! G2gby. Heh. [listening to: "Something Wicked this way Comes" in the HPTPOA trailer. Again. And again.] L@T3R ^|^V(H 7:38 AM
Tuesday, December 16Something Wicked This Way Comes!I just finished watching the "Harry Potter: The Prisoner of Azkaban" trailer. YAYAYYAAYYAAYAYYAYAAAAAAAAAAY! Wait, June 4th? BLOODY HELL! [listening to: "Something Wicked this way Comes" in the HPTPOA trailer. Again. And again.] L@T3R ^|^V(H 7:03 PM
A Pratay?Gee wiz! This was really fun...we had a HOLIDAYDAY party and Taylor forgot my pressy. Fine. Be that way. Grr...But any way. I watched Pirates of the Caribbean for the 6th time (yay!) and discovered that once you watch this movie 6 times, Orlando Bloom kinda gets hotter. But anyway...about Harry Potter. Guess who's playing who? David Thewlis is playing professor Lupin (growl), and Gary Oldman is playing Sirius Black. Nice going, Alfonso Cuaron, you bastard. They look nothing like in the book. Dork. [listening to: Nothing...wait, um, okay, yes, nothing.] L@T3R ^|^V(H 6:31 PM
Monday, December 15It's eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil...George bush has an action figure now...just thought yall should know.  Which Lord of the Rings character and personality problem are you? brought to you by Quizilla [listening to: A...cookie? does that count?] L@T3R ^|^V(H 8:58 PM
Grant Wilson: Possibly as angry as his "Wubby".Cuz this is his about on AIM... my name is grant, i go to cathedral. You should note that i came from england, yes you may call me british/brit but if you use it in a harmful way, i will rip your mother fucking heads off and then shit down your necks. -Grant-8-) Although I didn't know he went to Cathedral...you learn something new every day, huh? [listening to: Christmas Carols] L@T3R ^|^V(H 8:26 PM
Another TFD fact of life.
Actually, that is pretty disturbing... [listening to: Where is the love? by] L@T3R ^|^V(H 8:26 PM
Swash swash buckle buckle!Thebikermicerock! Random, much! More proof that I'm slowly becoming COMPLETELY obsessed with Pirates of the Carribean. We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot. Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho! We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot. Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho! Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me. We extort, we pilfer, we filch and sack. Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho! Maraud and embezzle and even hijack. Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho! Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me. Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me. We kindle and char, inflame and ignite. Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho! We burn up the city, we're really a fright. Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho! Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me. We're rascals, scoundrels, villans and knaves. Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho! We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs! Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho! Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me. We're beggars and blighters and ne'er-do-well cads. Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho! Aye! But we're loved by our mommies and dads! Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho! Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me. Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me. Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me. Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me. [listening to: Um, "CHELLO"?????] L@T3R ^|^V(H 5:25 PM
Jack Sparrow's grandpa had a buffalo hide coat.Wierdest day of my life. Kelly and I were rockin' out to the fiddle / banjo in the "KEN BURNS" video. It was also very british. The British Way #1: Alessandra's soon to be hubby is part british...acording to Rachel, cuz he lived in London for like, a week. The British Way #2: During english Rachel was asking me what the relevance of water was to the story and I said in a totally British accent, "Water droplets!" The British Way #3: Apparently, Johnny Depp's great-great-grandmother met "Geraldo"'s great-great-grandpa in the making of the Transcontinental railroad. She was a soccer mom/whore and he was a rockin' banjo-er. [listening to: Vow by Garbage] L@T3R ^|^V(H 4:49 PM
And THIS is your brain on caffene...Nicole has been sending me wierd emails...gah! It's kinda scary, but I guess I will have to deal with it some how... her new email is thebikermicerock@aol.com...how wierd is THAT?! [listening to: Nothing...but maybe my mother screaming at me...] L@T3R ^|^V(H 7:44 AM
Sunday, December 14Dakota Fanning is the funniest little womanHm....I don't care how hot Rachel and Betsy think he is, this just isn't right. Um, CHILD ABUSE MUCH??? To explain my mood *does the 'head nod' like Jack Sparrow in POTC towards the face in the upper right hand corner*, I just did almost all of my weekend homework in the last hour and a half! I FEEL ACCOMPLISHED!!!!! [listening to: Hall of Mirrors, by the Distillers] L@T3R ^|^V(H 3:13 PM
And now for something COMPLETELY different...THEY CAPTURED SADAM! THEY CAPTURED SADAM! (read more) And, in other news, I have perfected the school girl look. Screw you JLo. I have pretty earings for Vicky for the secret santa...secret, because our school is all, "YOu might hurt somebody's feeeeelings." Say that 12 times fast with a nasal voice. [listening to: I stand Alone by Godsmack] L@T3R ^|^V(H 10:24 AM
Saturday, December 13New SNits blacwido18. IM me, see if I care. [listening to: Nothing...batteries...gone...sob...] L@T3R ^|^V(H 5:49 PM
Crop CirclesI have no idea why I'm calling this entry...well, Crop Circles. Anywhoo... Padre just turned off the power and turned it back on again. Bloody usless. jewgrl246: eems? is that u? alligator122: yep jewgrl246: o hey alligator122: do you have a ton of hw? jewgrl246: yeah, and all i've done is some english and the science alligator122: I do, and it's killing me. jewgrl246: omg, the scince is torture! alligator122: gee, thanks. jewgrl246: kelsey and i spent like all day today dying over it alligator122: Hannah and I spent 2 hours on the stupid project. jewgrl246: ours is bomb! alligator122: We practically redesigned ours. And you sound like Annie. jewgrl246: o jewgrl246: thanks. jewgrl246: nice..... jewgrl246: ours kinda gets stuck a lot, but that's ok jewgrl246: i think jewgrl246: guess who's on, eems? jewgrl246: guess whos online right now? alligator122: who, dropkickmaster? jewgrl246: YES!!! jewgrl246: lol jewgrl246: i'm dying a slow painful death right now alligator122: they need a vomiting smiley face... jewgrl246: yeah jewgrl246: u no what nicole said to me the other day? alligator122: :|{{{{{} alligator122: what? jewgrl246: she was like "if he likes u so much, why don't u go out with him, make him happy" jewgrl246: and i was like "WHAT?!?????????" jewgrl246: she's mental alligator122: gah!!! :| {{{{{} jewgrl246: i no!!! jewgrl246: lol alligator122: that's just horrible jewgrl246: i no!!!! jewgrl246: have u met him other than when we went to betsy's? alligator122: He's been over a few times... jewgrl246: ya alligator122: To betsy's house. jewgrl246: ya alligator122: I avoid him at all costs... jewgrl246: i no jewgrl246: so do i mostly alligator122: g2g dad's turning off the power alligator122: ??? I have no idea why jewgrl246: ok, bye! [listening to: Stacy's Mom by Fountains of Wayne] L@T3R ^|^V(H 4:27 PM
Friday, December 12You won't believe this...::Bar Mitzvah Disco:: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! I have work to be doing. Not this...um...g2gby. Don't you hate it when people are all, in a chat, dropkickmaster: hey swirlygirly246: hi dropkickmaster: g2g by it's like, SHUTAP!!! FRIDAY FIVE 1. Do you enjoy the cold weather and snow for the holidays? Yes, I lurve it with all my heart! 2. What is your ideal holiday celebration? How, where, with whom would you celebrate to make things perfect? My family and my friends at a Christmas partay, like the "All Hallow's Eve" party Laud threw... 3. Do you do have any holiday traditions? Putting up the Christmas tree on the 23 and decorating it on the 24 and not taking it down til March. Heh. 4. Do you do anything to help the needy? No, I'm so selfish. I wanted to play songs at the Senior center, but I only knew two...*sob* 5. What one gift would you like for yourself? The Coral Fang CD, the one with blood everywhere and PARENTAL ADVISORY in the corner and a spliced up body on the back. Good songs tho. [listening to: Take it off, by the Donnas] L@T3R ^|^V(H 8:59 PM
"I have Gerontophobia..."Gerontophobia- Fear of old people or of growing old. Which is Rachel. We went to the Richmond Senior Center today and the people there were so nice. Especially Slim and his poolplayingness. And Arnold. "I don't know, I don't know, make up your mind". [listening to: Um...something...] L@T3R ^|^V(H 4:53 PM
"But Why's the Rum gone?"Of course it has character!!! It has a GIGANTICUS feather on it!!! How can you not like that hat???
Alessandra <alessandra@saveri.org> wrote: i like the hat, it has ..... character.... erm, yah. I have a huge ache in my sholder and I have a giant hot water bottle on it. It's really uncomfortable. [listening to: A cookie] L@T3R ^|^V(H 7:26 AM
Thursday, December 11MilkshakeI have songs stuck in my head over and over again. My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard They're like, "It's better than yours!" Damn right, it's better than yours! I'd teach you, but I'd have to charge! [listening to: Well, what do YOU think?] L@T3R ^|^V(H 4:03 PM
Your MOM's A Hogwarts High InquisitorI watched PotC for the 5th time and I'm reading HP-OotP for the 5th time. (hence the title) Wouldn't it be great if all that happened on the 5th of May 2005??? Hahahaha... Okay, I think it would be great. Shut up. [listening to: Thoina Thoing by R. Kelly] L@T3R ^|^V(H 3:48 PM
An evil sexful hampster stole my last entryBasically. I hit "Post" and then it decided to freak out. This is the second time it's happend...there is only one possible reason... EVIL HAMPSTER WHORES!!! Or maybe This Panda... [listening to: Wat da Hook Gon Be, by Murphey Lee (ha!)] L@T3R ^|^V(H 12:23 PM
Aaaaaaaaaand it's fixed.Sex Hampster Kickass News Dumbass Daily Goth Blog I have to do SOMETHING with my time...come on... [listening to: Some garbled version of "Ain't no Mountain"] L@T3R ^|^V(H 12:19 PM
"I'm not a simpleton, Jack."
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I dunno If I'm gonna add this to the linkage section yet...however amusing.
Beer Troubleshooting.
[listening to: Southwest Voodoo by the Insane Clown Posse]
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6:45 PM
Chocolate...mm...
Look! Look what I found!! CHOCOLATE! I'm so wierd. I feel like throwing up, yet I still spaz about chocolate.
Speaking of throwing up...
[listening to: The Toilet flushing]
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4:17 PM
What? A...Pimp Hat?
I'm really sick right now. Ugh. Apparently Tru Calling isn't great anymore :( , and I'm hungy. Yes, people, HUNGY.
[listening to: "Where Is the Love" by Black Eyed Peas]
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Tuesday, December 9
Sigh...Zapapilo
Here's a quote from The Red Egg. I thought it was cool.
We all want to be seen. We all want someone to look at us and see more than the sum of our comments, our moods, our random actions. But more than that, we want to be someone to see. We want to actually be more than the sum of our parts, and so we scramble and try to get our voices heard. We are screaming for someone to notice, anyone, just notice. Tell us who we are. So we get caught up in music, in movies, in various often destructive activities and try to create ourselves-- create a sum of other parts. I've noticed when I talk to most people, they are trying so hard to just be considered. There is underlying pain there, in every sentence. We've lost our primal screams.
And after THAT...A raisin!
[listening to: Nothing. I'm out of Double A Batteries.]
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3:54 PM
My Mouth!!! MY MOUTH!!!
I just got home from revisiting the dentist...gah! Apparently my brace was loose (I knew of this since November 21st, you can see if I put that in my entry...then...um...) and then another one fell out as they were fixing it. Bien jobbo.
I went Xmas shopping today. I got my Jerkus Maximus cuzin a Ramones Tshirt, an Aerosmith CD, and a Bladerunner Directors Cut DVD.
He isn't getting anything else. Dick.
[listening to: Crazy in Love by Beyonce]
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3:01 PM
Monday, December 8
Spazzing and all Waffled Up
I saw this nifty piccy of Sydney from Alias, and I was all, "Sweet!"
It's Right here.
[listening to: St. Anger by Metallica]
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6:39 PM
Madre Mio
I got my new January (!!!) ish of YM. My madre handed it to me in the Alberton's parking lot, and Tom Welling was on the cover. Since I've seen him the few times I've watched Smallville (Shattered was a really good eppy...the rest are crap though), I (retardedly) said, "Hey! He went to my summer camp!" and this girl next to me turns around and sees the YM, and then goes, "OMUHGOD YOU KNOW TOM WELLING! EEE!" and starts asking me what his favorite color is or whatever. I kept repeating, "Um, joke? I don't know him...hello??" Then her padre was all, "C'mon, Christina, we gotta go."
Whoa. Can you spell OBSESSION? C-H-R-I-S-T-I-N-A. I don't even know who the hell she is.
One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip ... but there were problems everywhere.
Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular elves so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.
Then Mrs Claus told Santa that her mum was coming for a visit. This stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heavens knows where. More stress.
Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey. When he went to the cupboard he discovered that the elves had hid the liquor and there was nothing to drink.
In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the coffee pot and it broke in hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor.
He went to get the broom and found that the mice had eaten the straw it was made from. Just then the doorbell rang and Santa cussed on his way to the door. He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.
The little angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas Santa. Isn't it just a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Isn't it a lovely tree. Where would you like me to stick it?"
Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
[listening to: "It's the End of the World (as we know it) - REM]
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4:19 PM
Sunday, December 7
SaCAgaWeA...Y tu madre tambien.
Man, this paper is taking FOREVER! I really should be working now, but I'm not. I stood up laud at softball, forgot my spanish at school, forgot I had a science outline, I feel crappy like I'm gonna barf, am failing PE *gaspo*, still need to design the science project, and I would really like some ice cream.
Why can't break start December 1st? WHY?!?!
[listening to: The Distillers - Hall of Mirrors]
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7:47 PM
Working? I am working!
California is where you should live. Unless of
course you lied on the quiz which would be
stupid. It's crowded as balls there but the
weather is perfect, except for the occasional
earth quake.
What State Is Perfect For You?
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Sigh. I hate Lewis and Clark. Go to hell, Bastards. *suddenly finds herself speaking spanish* Que? Que pasa? Si yo gano el lotteria, yo compraria un coche.
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7:19 PM
Mushroom?
Mushrooms
i'M A BIT hiGh, iF u KnOw WhAt i MEaN...
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5:28 PM
Your MOM's a smelly cat...
Right Here.
Wierdest blog eva.
Wait...huh?
Well, at least SOMEONE'S against Bush...I am not a very big fan. AT. ALL. Yet I still have that poll up *points Upward*
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4:31 PM
Jacko?
I was watching something on TV about Michael Jackson and how his "most loyal fan" tatooed his autograph to her chest. Eew. Aside from being totally wrong, that's called O-B-S-E-S-S-I-O-N. (I think I may have spelled THAT wrong!! *chuckles*)
I've been slaving away over my Lewis and Clark article for the past forever...Gah!
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3:59 PM
Saturday, December 6
Arrested in Shanghai
"St. Anger"
St. Anger 'round my neck
St. Anger 'round my neck
He never gets respect
St. Anger 'round my neck
You flush it out, you flush it out
St. Anger 'round my neck
You flush it out, you flush it out
He never gets respect
Fuck it all and no regrets
I hit the lights on these dark sets
I need a voice to let myself
To let myself go free
Fuck it all and fuckin' no regrets
I hit the lights on these dark sets
Medallion noose, I hang myself
St. Anger 'round my neck
I feel my world shake
Like an earth quake
It's hard to see clear
Is it me? Is it fear?
I'm madly in anger with you
And I want my anger to be healthy
And I want my anger just for me
And I need my anger not to control
And I want my anger to be me
And I need to set my anger free
Set it free
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6:33 PM
3D Sidewalk paintings
I almost forgot to do the Friday Five (see my links!!!) but then I remembered that there aren't any this week. But thank G-d its Saturday.
And to explain my heading...Go here. These are beautiful and sooper keewl.
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10:11 AM
Wierd Relatives...
HunkyMonkey1028: hey
alligator122: HI
HunkyMonkey1028: wuts up wid u?
alligator122: Oh, nothing much. It's cold.
HunkyMonkey1028: ya here 2
HunkyMonkey1028: but i have a bball game so i get really hot
alligator122: ah...
HunkyMonkey1028: k
alligator122: I'm not very talkative today...
HunkyMonkey1028: thats kewlo
alligator122:
Auto Response From HunkyMonkey1028: im away! no f**k!! lol jp. well im away and i wount be bak for a while! so if u need me sooo bad then call!!!! no f**k! ~my # is~989-5297! dont feel like u cant call! have fun!! ~CEMallonee : )
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9:24 AM
Friday, December 5
To continue my BAD mood...
Domestic Abuse Hotline
Anybody who pracitces domestic abuse is a bastard.
Period.
But, on the lighter side, SIMPLE LIFE is out!!!
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8:41 PM
BAD mood...
jewgrl246 (8:25:51 PM): emma?
jewgrl246 (8:25:54 PM): is that u?
alligator122 (8:25:58 PM): Yes.
jewgrl246 (8:26:04 PM): ack!
jewgrl246 (8:26:12 PM): omg
alligator122 (8:26:22 PM): what.
jewgrl246 (8:26:29 PM): guess what i said to sam
alligator122 (8:26:45 PM): what? that ur dating "crass" now?
jewgrl246 (8:27:16 PM): nope, i actually never got a chance to tell him aboot my new bf, but i told him u and i broke up
alligator122 (8:27:25 PM): ah...
alligator122 (8:27:28 PM): whad he say?
alligator122 (8:28:03 PM): ( i might have to go randomly... like, soon )
jewgrl246 (8:28:18 PM): he asked why i told him, cuz "it's not like u like me, u no, lol"
jewgrl246 (8:28:28 PM): but u no what he emant
jewgrl246 (8:28:30 PM): lol
jewgrl246 (8:28:33 PM): muy funny
alligator122 (8:28:40 PM): *blink*
alligator122 (8:28:58 PM):
jewgrl246 (8:29:19 PM): u had to be there, like cara and anju and casey
jewgrl246 (8:29:24 PM): they r here
jewgrl246 (8:29:27 PM): say hi
alligator122 (8:29:36 PM): hi...
alligator122 (8:29:40 PM): *waves*
alligator122 (8:30:00 PM): Casey lives at your house, dude...she was there when we started "dating"
jewgrl246 (8:30:30 PM): o, yeah, but now i'm at her house
alligator122 (8:30:39 PM): Oh...
alligator122 (8:30:46 PM): same thing...not really tho...
jewgrl246 (8:31:00 PM): lol
alligator122 (8:31:22 PM): dya remember when everyone would be, "LOL JKJK" all the time?
jewgrl246 (8:31:32 PM): yeah....
alligator122 (8:31:38 PM): LOL JKJK
jewgrl246 (8:32:54 PM): shut up
G. 2. Hell.
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8:33 PM
"It was great. They did things. I have a crush on Merriwether Lewis."
So really, what is a googlewack? Just type that in "jellified procrastination" here...
Creepy.
You're an INDIFFERENT AIM-ER. Meh.
What kind of AIM-er are you?
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Duh. You are "But WHY's the rum gone?!"
You're not the smartest one in the bunch, but
you're sweetly appealing and you don't let
disappointment get to you. Everybody
identifies with you, because let's face it, why
IS the rum gone?
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8:05 PM
"This would be for small, independant florists..."
We had the funniest math class today...we had some random joke about florists that I don't even get, but I was trying to figure out. Ha. The english class next door was all, "ummm...okay..."
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4:23 PM
Thursday, December 4
Muy Intelegente...
paleosharky: ummm... hi
alligator122 (9:35:14 PM): hi!
alligator122 (9:35:27 PM): Sorry I signed off so fast last time
paleosharky: whoa. the second i leave, everyone else logs on.
alligator122 (9:35:52 PM): it's just like, whoaI.
alligator122 (9:35:54 PM): What?
paleosharky: i must have REEEAly bad timing now... my record is 0/3 so far for bad timing...
alligator122 (9:36:09 PM): *applauds*
paleosharky: hmm...
paleosharky: so yah..l.
alligator122 (9:36:46 PM): hm?
paleosharky: what? "gah!" what?
alligator122 (9:37:05 PM): what? WHAT? what?
alligator122 (9:37:10 PM): ...What?
paleosharky: you sed gah
paleosharky: :-/
alligator122 (9:37:21 PM): when?
paleosharky: hey, its raining again...
alligator122 (9:37:31 PM): it is?
paleosharky: over here it is at least
alligator122 (9:37:42 PM): Hey...no it isn't. Not here, n e way.
Alessandra (9:37:51 PM): o
alligator122 (9:38:01 PM): have u updated blog yet?
Alessandra (9:38:11 PM): erm... not since yesterday
alligator122 (9:38:16 PM): ah...I can tell
Alessandra (9:38:17 PM): y?
alligator122 (9:38:22 PM): just wondering
Alessandra (9:38:31 PM): tell how?
alligator122 (9:38:49 PM): as in the most latest entry is "Wendsday..."
Alessandra (9:38:55 PM): o yah
alligator122 (9:39:05 PM): Woo...I meant, Wednesday.
Alessandra (9:39:08 PM): i had smthg to add, but 1 forget what it is....
alligator122 (9:39:15 PM):
Alessandra (9:39:15 PM): oh well
Alessandra (9:39:23 PM): hrm...
Alessandra (9:39:48 PM): what to wear, what to wear... hmm...
Alessandra (9:39:57 PM): u still there?
alligator122 (9:40:01 PM): are you really really REALLY cold, or is it just me?
Alessandra (9:40:30 PM): no, i have the heater on full blast and it is right under my desk, so my feet are cooking
alligator122 (9:40:50 PM):
alligator122 (9:41:00 PM): that's not fair...my heaters all the way across the room
Alessandra (9:41:36 PM): well, this is the 1st time mine have actually worked in a couple months. it was broken, and then i fixed em last nite
alligator122 (9:42:00 PM): nice.
alligator122 (9:42:01 PM): Nicce.
Alessandra (9:42:02 PM): owww.... i'm burning me knees....
Alessandra (9:42:08 PM): whats with the nicce
alligator122 (9:42:16 PM): spelling. Nack?
Alessandra (9:42:21 PM): "nicce'?????
Alessandra (9:42:28 PM): huh? what bout Nack?
alligator122 (9:42:36 PM): Spellng? How bad it is on AIM?
Alessandra (9:42:58 PM): o, right.... heh heh...
alligator122 (9:43:16 PM): of course...
Alessandra (9:43:36 PM): si, señorita....
alligator122 (9:43:59 PM): gad, I hate that song...die...
Alessandra (9:44:17 PM): what song?alligator122 (9:44:35 PM): the one that Justin Timberbutt sings? Señorita, bla bla bla blah...
alligator122 (9:44:46 PM): *smack*
Alessandra (9:44:56 PM): o, i didn't no. i was just saying si señorita...
alligator122 (9:45:06 PM): aaaaaaaah. I'm so out of it.
Alessandra (9:45:07 PM): remember, i'm cd deprived...
alligator122 (9:45:21 PM): that cd is Crap tho...not urs, Justins.
Alessandra (9:45:56 PM): emma, that dude is about as alien to me as burritos are to stephanie
alligator122 (9:46:18 PM): Stephanie doesn't know what a burrito iz.
Alessandra (9:46:31 PM): yah, shes never had mexican food.
alligator122 (9:46:41 PM): what?! No wonder she's so strange!!!
alligator122 (9:46:54 PM): She doesn't even celabrate Christmakkadan.
Alessandra (9:47:07 PM): SHITE! that reminds me! bezzy hid steph's to do list in my backpack and i never gave it back to her!
alligator122 (9:47:20 PM): oooh...badbadbad!
Alessandra (9:47:33 PM): its chrismaka.
Alessandra (9:47:48 PM): unless you add ramadan into the mix, too
alligator122 (9:48:01 PM): no, christmas + hannukah + ramadan = Christmakkadan
Alessandra (9:48:14 PM): how bout new years?
alligator122 (9:48:23 PM): Christmakkadanears.
Alessandra (9:48:23 PM):
Alessandra (9:48:38 PM): "new" chrismakkadanears
alligator122 (9:48:59 PM): New Christmakkadanears! Have a happy New Christmakkadanears!
Alessandra (9:49:10 PM): it sounds like Chris makes donkey ears.
alligator122 (9:49:36 PM): hee....
Alessandra (9:49:44 PM): ....haw
alligator122 (9:49:52 PM): donkey!
Alessandra (9:50:01 PM): you sed hee, so i say haw. hee-haw donkey jaw!
Alessandra (9:50:16 PM): on a new red see-saw!
alligator122 (9:50:16 PM):
alligator122 (9:50:22 PM): woookay.
Alessandra (9:50:33 PM): sry, it rhymed
Alessandra (9:50:40 PM): couldnt help it
alligator122 (9:50:47 PM): So I see...
alligator122 (9:50:52 PM): *blink*
Alessandra (9:51:13 PM): *blink wink nod* ohhh! a genie1
Alessandra (9:51:14 PM): !
Alessandra (9:51:21 PM): *! not 1
alligator122 (9:51:40 PM): Whoa...cunfusous say, confused.
alligator122 (9:51:46 PM): *CREATIVE SPELLING
Alessandra (9:52:14 PM): from "i deam of geanie" o-smart one
alligator122 (9:52:25 PM): Ah...
alligator122 (9:52:27 PM): of course...
alligator122 (9:52:30 PM): um...not...
Alessandra (9:52:34 PM): .....
Alessandra (9:52:41 PM): oh well
alligator122 (9:53:08 PM): it's late, only not really, and I'm tired.
Alessandra (9:53:35 PM): right, i was aboot to go do sumut, but then all the world popped up im-ing me....
Alessandra (9:53:43 PM): i forget what i was going to do, tho.....
alligator122 (9:53:45 PM): like who?
Alessandra (9:53:46 PM): hmm....
alligator122 (9:54:03 PM): tengo una pregunta.
Alessandra (9:54:10 PM): well, actually only u and lauren, but hey, no one ever is on ne ways
Alessandra (9:54:12 PM): what?
Alessandra (9:54:36 PM): questionquestion you had a question?
alligator122 (9:54:50 PM): what is GW sn? Just wondering. And I won't I'm him. at all.
Alessandra (9:54:59 PM): ack!...
Alessandra (9:55:06 PM): its gdoc567
alligator122 (9:55:13 PM): what kinda name is that?
Alessandra (9:55:14 PM): u can im hiim if u want
Alessandra (9:55:30 PM): i dunno, what kind of name is paleosharky?
alligator122 (9:55:37 PM): good point.
Alessandra (9:56:38 PM): whoa, i just had a heart attack there. i was ready for a spanish q or sumut since it was in spanish, but then i nearly swallowed my tongue when it popped up
alligator122 (9:56:53 PM): what?
Alessandra (9:56:53 PM): u still ther?
Alessandra (9:56:58 PM): o, nvm
alligator122 (9:56:58 PM): what are you talking aboot?
Alessandra (9:57:01 PM): nvm
Alessandra (9:57:13 PM): nvmnvmnvm....
alligator122 (9:57:39 PM): nvm? ok. I lik IM slng 2 u no...it iz fn 2 uze.
Alessandra (9:58:11 PM): ???? that wuz weird...
alligator122 (9:58:43 PM): I lik uzn IM slng bcuz it amuzs me alot. LOLOLOL jkjkjk.
Alessandra (9:58:54 PM): well, gotta go. ciao!
alligator122 (9:59:04 PM): bye!
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9:59 PM
And then the dogs tail goes "wee woo PAUSE wee woo"...
YOU ARE A FAIRY SPRITE!
You are a playful, outgoing and gregarious person.
You have a lot of friends and love spending
time with them. You are the ultimate people
person - everyone wants to be around you and
you are the life of every party. Unfortunately,
sometimes you get a litle over zealous in your
fun. You can be michevious and play too many
tricks on your friends, leading to problems and
mistrust. If you take things too far you might
lost some of your precious friends, so be
careful and reign in your wild side - you'll be
just fine!
What Symbol of GOODNESS are you?
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What was I thinkin'?
Well, Becky was a beauty from south Alabama.
Her Daddy had a heart like a nine pound hammer.
Think he even did a little time in the slammer.
What was I thinkin'?
She snuck out one night an' met me by the front gate,
Her Daddy came out a-wavin' that 12-guage
We tore out the drive, he peppered my tailgate.
What was I thinkin'?
Oh, I knew there'd be hell to pay.
But that crossed my mind a little too late.
'Cause I was thinkin' 'bout a little white tank top,
Sittin' right there in the middle by me.
An' I was thinkin' 'bout a long kiss,
Man, just gotta get goin', where the night might lead.
I know what I was feelin',
But what was I thinkin'?
What was I thinkin'?
By the County line, the cops were nippin' on our heels,
Pulled off the road an' kicked it in four-wheel.
Shut off the lights an' tore through a cornfield.
What was I thinkin'?
At the other side, she was hollerin': "Faster."
Took a dirt road, had the radio blastin'.
Hit the honky-tonk for a little close dancin'.
What was I thinkin'?
Oh, I knew there'd be hell to pay.
But that crossed my mind a little too late.
'Cause I was thinkin' 'bout a little white tank top,
Sittin' right there in the middle by me.
An' I was thinkin' 'bout a long kiss,
Man, just gotta get goin', where the night might lead.
I know what I was feelin',
But what was I thinkin'?
What was I thinkin'?
When a mountain of a man with a "Born To Kill" tattoo,
Tried to cut in, I knocked out his front tooth.
We ran outside, hood slidin' like Bo Duke.
What was I thinkin'?
I finally got her home at a half past two, later.
Daddy's in a lawn chair sittin' on the driveway,
Put it in park as he started my way.
What was I thinkin'?
Oh, what was I thinkin'?
Oh, what was I thinkin'?
Then she gave a "Come an' get me grin."
An' like a bullet, we were gone again.
'Cause I was thinkin' 'bout a little white tank top,
Sittin' right there in the middle by me.
An' I was thinkin' 'bout a long kiss,
Man, just gotta get goin' where the night might lead.
I know what I was feelin',
But what was I thinkin'?
What was I thinkin'?
I know what I was feelin', but what was I thinkin'?
Guess I was thinkin' 'bout that tank top...
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7:30 PM
Wait...its THURSDAY! YAYAYAY! Crap...my foot...
Sigh...mi padre querria una cerveza para Navidad eso ano. And I'm sincerly wishin that I watched the The OC last night...Here's the TwoP recap.
The Best Christmakkuh Ever
Adam Brody looks adorable newly shorn and potentially hair-gelled; holding a menorah in one hand and a candy cane in the other; dashing down a stairway; being smooched under the mistletoe (twice); sandwiched awkwardly on the couch between Summer and Anna; being lassoed by Summer; and wearing mismatched navy and dark gray formalwear, a sunrise on his vest, and a reindeer sweater. (Of course! How could he not look adorable wearing a sunrise or reindeer?) It's the holidays, and Seth is filled with the spirit of Chrismukkah. Never heard of Chrismukkah? Well, all you need to know is that it's awesome! The Cohens attempt to make Ryan feel like part of the family (which he ultimately does, hanging his stocking on the mantel), but for the majority of the episode, he's busy dealing with Marissa's acting out in the form of shoplifting watches and getting drunk in the bathroom at Lady Heather's Christmas party. When forced into therapy by her parents, she meets the cocky and sweaty-lipped Oliver Trask, who may or may not later be important later. Also this week, to the benefit of Sandy, Kirsten betrays Caleb, who compliments her for the act. And finally, Anna -- wearing a different fugly pink hat this week -- creates a comic book depicting Seth's adventures with Captain Oats while Summer dresses up like Wonder Woman. Despite these ploys for his lovin', Seth goes the Kelly Taylor route, pulling the old "I choose me!"
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4:19 PM
A linky @ Skooly
Burial Ground
Just bcuz...IM LANG IZ Kool!
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10:37 AM
Southwest Voodoo
My, December is going by quickly. It's already the 4th. Sigh. I really wish that it was the 25th...but don't we all.
Voodoo running from my magic...Voodoo running from my magic...
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7:40 AM
Wednesday, December 3
Dumbass Printer
Bcuz my printr wuznt wrkn. IM lang. iz fn. LOL. JKJK.
4-2 Mechanical Advantage and Efficiency
What is a Machine?
Shovels and bulldozers are examples of machines. A machine is a device with which you can do work in a way that is easier or more effective. Machines can be as simple as a shovel or a ramp, instead of a bulldozer or something like that. A machine doesn’t decrease the amount of work that is done. A machine makes work easier by changing the amount of force you exert, the distance over which you exert your force, or the direction in which you exert your force. (It makes work easier by multiplying either force or distance or by changing direction. The force you exert on a machine is called the input force, or the effort force. The machine does the work by exerting force over some distance. The force exerted by the machine is called the output force.
Multiplying Force
In some machines, the output force is greater than the input force. If the amount of work stays the same a decrease in force must mean an increase in distance. So if a machine allows you to use less force to do some amount of work, you must apply the input force over a greater distance. A ramp allows you to exert smaller force over a longer distance.
Multiplying Distance
In some machines, the output force is less than the input force. This kind of machine allows you to exert your input force over a shorter distance than you would without the machine. For you to apply a force over a shorter distance, you need to apply a greater force.
Changing Direction
Some machines don’t multiply either force or distance. A rope system is an example of this type of mechanical advantage.
Mechanical Advantage
A machine’s mechanical advantage is the number of times a force exerted on a machine is multiplied by the machine.
Output Force
Mechanical Advantage = -------------------
Input Force
Mechanical Advantage of Multiplying Force
For a machine that multiplies force, the mechanical advantage is greater than one (1). That is because the output force is greater than the input force. If you exert a force of 20 N on a can opener, and the opener exerts a force of 60 N on your can, you tripled your force.
Mechanical Advantage of Multiplying Distance
For a machine that multiplies distance, the output force is less than the input force. So mechanical advantage is less than one. If you exert an input force of 20 N and the machine produces an output force of 10 N, so the MA is .5.
Mechanical Advantage of Changing Direction
If only the direction changes, the input force will be the same as the output force, so the MA would be 1.
Efficiency of Machines
In real situations, output work is always less than the input force, because of things like friction. Some work is wasted overcoming friction. The less friction, the closer the output work is to the input work. The efficiency of a machine compares the output work to the input work, and it is expressed as a percent. A machine that has an efficiency of 95% loses very little work. An ideal machine would have an efficiency of 100%.
Calculating Efficiency
To calculate efficiency, divide the output work by the input work and multiply the result by 100%.
Output Work
Efficiency = -------------- x 100%
Input Work
Actual and Ideal Mechanical Advantage
The MA that a machine provides in a real situation is called the actual MA, which you can only determine by measuring the true input and output forces. The MA of a machine without friction is called the ideal mechanical advantage of the machine. If you keep a machine lubricated and clean, you can make it close to the idea MA.
Section Review
1. Machines make work easier when you exert force over a longer distance.
2. The actual MA is different because of friction, and that slows it down.
3. You need to know the things in bold.
Output Work
Efficiency = -------------- x 100%
Input Work
4. Machines can’t increase force and distance, because it’s only going to increase one or the other.
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8:48 PM
Ow...
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8:15 PM
You bastard...
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Marriage Protection Week, 2003
By the President of the United States of America
A Proclamation
Marriage is a sacred institution, and its protection is essential to the continued strength of our society. Marriage Protection Week provides an opportunity to focus our efforts on preserving the sanctity of marriage and on building strong and healthy marriages in America.
Marriage is a union between a man and a woman, and my Administration is working to support the institution of marriage by helping couples build successful marriages and be good parents.
To encourage marriage and promote the well-being of children, I have proposed a healthy marriage initiative to help couples develop the skills and knowledge to form and sustain healthy marriages. Research has shown that, on average, children raised in households headed by married parents fare better than children who grow up in other family structures. Through education and counseling programs, faith-based, community, and government organizations promote healthy marriages and a better quality of life for children. By supporting responsible child-rearing and strong families, my Administration is seeking to ensure that every child can grow up in a safe and loving home.
We are also working to make sure that the Federal Government does not penalize marriage. My tax relief package eliminated the marriage penalty. And as part of the welfare reform package I have proposed, we will do away with the rules that have made it more difficult for married couples to move out of poverty.
We must support the institution of marriage and help parents build stronger families. And we must continue our work to create a compassionate, welcoming society, where all people are treated with dignity and respect.
During Marriage Protection Week, I call on all Americans to join me in expressing support for the institution of marriage with all its benefits to our people, our culture, and our society.
NOW, THEREFORE, I, GEORGE W. BUSH, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim the week of October 12 through October 18, 2003, as Marriage Protection Week. I call upon the people of the United States to observe this week with appropriate programs, activities, and ceremonies.
IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I have hereunto set my hand this third day of October, in the year of our Lord two thousand three, and of the Independence of the United States of America the two hundred and twenty-eighth.
GEORGE W. BUSH
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That's so...bastardful. Because THAT's a word. Shh. Pretend.
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7:40 PM
3:54 PM
"So, our next breakup will be in 72 hours. Ciao!"
Rachel and I are back to "dating" again. Just to piss off Sam. Ha. This is the funniest thing ever.
Date: Tue, 2 Dec 2003 17:10:36 -0800
Subject: pirates!!!!!
From: "Alessandra"
To: "Emma_Mallonée"
wahoo!!! mi parental units got me Pirates of the Caribbean dvd!
wahooo!!!!! boatboatboatknot!boatboatboatknot!orli...
boatboatboatknot!boatboatboatknot!boatboatboatknot!jonnydepp....
boatboatboatknot!boatboatboatknot1boatboatboatknot!....
Mango-flowers grow in laundry bags, often under tents.
How unfair is THAT?!
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3:14 PM
Its Wednsday...Piano...ACK
"That is one bitchy Whitelighter," Phoebe mugs, like, you're one to talk, trash. - Demian on Charmed
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7:43 AM
Tuesday, December 2
But Jesus was a Porn Star...
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7:44 PM
FWACK
During Midweeklys last night, Nicole was dancing with a guy, ya? And then his friend went up behind her and started making "UBSENE" gestures about Nicole. Rachel got so mad that when he was done (Eeeew....) she went up to him and grabbed his shirt and started yelling @ him. aaHA! Then, later, Ubsene wanted to escourt Rachie out. Instead, Nicole reached around and "FWACK!" slapped him in the face. HA!
I wish I went to midweeklys...
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6:55 PM
Soooome...WERRRREEEE...over the RAIIIINBOWWW...
Gad. We had Wizard of Oz tryouts today. Kath. McC and I were not singing. At. All. ha. I wanna be the Flying Monkey Cheif. That'll be cool.
4 Betsy, Crazy Ass Blog, Purple, and Define Bitch.
"Ding Dong the Witch is Dead" Part II
As Mayor of the Munchkin City, in the County of the Land
of Oz, I welcome you most regally.
But we've got to verify it legally, to see;
To see?
If she,
If she?
Is morally, ethic'lly,
Spiritually, physically, Positively, absolutely,
Undeniably and reliably Dead!!
As Coroner I must aver, I thoroughly examined her. And
she's not only merely dead, she's really most sincerely dead.
Then this is a day of Independence for all the Munchkins
and their descendants!
If any!
Yes, let the joyous news be spread the Wicked Old Witch at last IS dead!!!!
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4:25 PM
Wouldn't it be nice to just...sleep?
But...gad...I have soooo much stuff to do!
From: HateTheCreepySub@aol.com
Date: Tue, 4 Nov 2003 00:32:16 EST
Subject: I drink way too much caffeine!
To: norweigianbloo9@yahoo.com
Hola, Emma, to whom this message was originally intended!
Hey everybody. I address this to everybody because everything I send seems to get forwarded for whatever reason. Two years from now, I will get this email from someone in South Africa, telling me that if I do not send this to 28 people in the next .004 seconds, my mother will die and I will lose several important limbs. Except with all those arrows you get from forwarding, and a million forward email screenames in the return space.
I ran a search on jellyfish (because, hello, my life is just that lame.) and for whatever reason, I got this ugly old thing that seems to be loosely based on what the cafeteria serves on Wednesdays. So here is the pleasent pic:
And who could forget Family Matters, with Urkel? Did I do that? C'mon, I can accept you guys not getting the Biker Mice love, but hello, Urkel is just too cool not to adore. A fancy pic for you:
The disturbing thing is, is that I think the pic of Urkel is the cover of a book. Freaky. Can't you just see Geraldo reading this entire series in the school yard? I assume he had a fairly friendless childhood.
R.Q.
PS "Did I do that?" was Urkels catch phrase, if you all are that deprived and never watched Family Matters. What's next? You'll probably tell me that you never watched Fresh Prince. Weirdos!!
Random Queen
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7:31 AM
Monday, December 1
French?
La vache doit me touche de la jeudi.
Buuuut...anyway. WereWolf VS the Holidays.
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9:00 PM
New Layout
It's beautiful, and I lurve it. Now...back to science.
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8:17 PM
Sooo...Connoisseurship really isn't a word.
Ohh, sinners, lets go down, lets go down, lets go down. Whoa, sinners...
I watched Holes last night...YAWN O MATIC!
Does anyboody out there know what connoisseurship is?
LOTRgurl89: 'ALLO
alligator122: .
alligator122: Yo.
alligator122: WAIT...i'm on?!
LOTRgurl89: yes you are
LOTRgurl89: what a surpirse
alligator122: I might have to leave quickly...I'm supposed to be cleaning...shhh....
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6:56 PM
Dear Nack...I love you. Goodbye.
Oye...I'm so tired. My back hurts and I have soooo much homework.
Here's a blog for y'all to read...
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4:14 PM
Ow...there's a pain in me eye...
Really. I poked my eye with my long fingernail. oooowww...And Rachel still has to tell me what's been up w/ sam. Yo!
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7:22 AM
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